RETURN OF THE KING

Show him whose boss! Jims just a punk kid!

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Bahaha I’ve had quite a few encounters with Mr HOWL

I have many expensive vehicles

Do tell!!

PPHHHHH…says you.

Nah, just go with the flow brother lol It makes it so much easier. I wing it half the time, all I know is as long as Mass is stuck on Mars then everything is kosher!! Cooshti times are ahead!!

Embrace the madness, let the hate flow through your veins!!

@TheSenate I got one!! Recruit! Recruit! Recruit!!

Come to the Dark Side, we have all the best memes!!

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SUIT??? Bot!! 1999 called, wants it’s jaded movie star back brother :p

My Armani underwear costs more than your house matey, and it’s cleaner.

I’ll see you in the jungle sunshine! 3rd strike and you are cooked! Be there or Bsqware!!

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Get some

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#GETSOME is what the real Legend would say! I am onto you, what have you done with our Lord and Saviour!??

James Cameron. Your King. Has returned.

Word has it that a new Deadeyebuddha level threat has infected the forums.

James Cameron has come to eradicate it.

@VENN7eance. Name thy foe so that James Cameron may have him stricken from existence.

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There is a Judas amongst us o’Greatest of Great Ones!! His name is Sonia!

Be careful though, he will accuse you of much hackery and exploitery!!

I tried to warn them.

I tried to teach them the truth.

Sonia tried to steal your Throne!

But I performed the super secret special recipe rituals and did the shifty handshakes!

Now they will learn, now they will see!!

Alas, the Prophecy has been fulfilled!!

You’re fucked now matey!! @James-Cameron is back!! Your short time as “Legend” is over boy!! No more impostah nonsense!! Only the REAL JIM could ever challenge old James Cameron!! And even the Legend JIMHARAMBE knows that there is NONE above or equal to the man himself, creator of AVATAR!! You’re about to get slapped by so many sexy blue aliens you’ll wish you’d kept your mouth shut!!

See what you made me do!! Look!! You did this!! YOU MADE ME DO THIS!!

Where the fuck are my Smarties btw You can’t leave anything lying around anymore around here. Bunch of crackheads!!

YARR!! Across the seven seas I sail
Shiver as I scream and wail
VENN7eance and James Cameron are here
With Kalypsio sipping beer!!

Don’t make me wake those Melon boys
They’ll violate you all like some cheap Temu toys
And woe for thee if I bring the Russian Snipers
When you cut the grass then you’ll find the vipers!!

Poetry in motion, me!! FAFO you’ll see!!

YARR ME HEARTIES!!!

Titanic sucked #GETSOME

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Oh boy…just you wait sunshine!! He’s asleep at the moment (or working, one of the two) but when he gets back…

starts making extra popcorn and making ice cubes for the whiskey

This is going to be EPIC!! A TRUE FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!

One shall stand

One shall fall!!

Arise Rodimus Prime…wait? wrong movie…fuck it.

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GG!!

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CHEATAH!! HACKAH!! I was on the forum brother lmao

GGs!! I was with bots and my gamechat is busted so couldn’t chat with you ffs

This game is cooked. I’ll upload it in a minute so you can see the fuckery from my perspective! In my defence, that fucking barrel going off next to me didn’t help me much lol

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Bro violated my squad in under 5mins lmao GGs brother!!

The whole video is only 3:38 pmsl I cooked it up nice for you, to honour your victory!! Uploading now then I’ll share it :)

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Exhibit A. And before anyone pipes up, I do NOT want to hear a word so shut it! None shall speak in the presence of our Lord and Saviour!! Bow your heads and pray with me now;

Our Father
Who art a badass
Hallowed be thy name
Thy jungle come
Thy Will be done
On earth as it is in Yautja Prime
Give us this day
Our daily squadwipe
And forgive us, our trespasses in your beautiful jungle
As we forgive those who violate our airspace
But deliver us from Evil
For Thine is the Kingdom, the Jungle and the Glory
Forever and ever
GET SOME!!

Please accept this humble prayer, take me words to your heart and my skull to Prime! Let the Yautja Elders know, we fucking got some!!

GGs brother!

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You’ve learned the TRUE lesson of this game. Your ATONEMENT has be noted by our ELDERS. #GIVENSOME

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falls to knees weeping at your feet and polishing those pointy toe nails

Oh thank you, thank you O great and merciful one!!

I cannot contain these tears, please do not see them as weakness for I am overcome with joy and divine light!!

I knew the prophecy would come true, but these bots kept telling me that your legend was a lie…

But I know better now!!

I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!

PRAISE BE TO YAUTJA PRIME!! PRAISE THE ELDERS!!!

#FUCKINGETSOME

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