So today I will bring you all the bad news. Jason Voorhees has died. He killed himself by drowning in a lake, after surviving hanging himself and a shot to the head. We believe he was severely depressed due to the lack of movies in his franchise.
This is obviously a joke, I know Jason is a fictional character.
He just taking a nap
Yeah he’ll be back the second some drunk teenager summons him by dancing on his grave or something.
Has anyone tried having sex before marriage? That tends to bring him back
Lol, he would never get any rest. He’d always be on call
We need a sequel with 90 minutes of oblivious teenagers opening and closing every refrigerator door and medicine cabinet in Camp Crystal Lake while tense music plays. Nobody dies and nothing happens. It’s just the same jumpscare set-up over and over with no payoff.
That’ll bring him back for the followup movie.
No need for this statement.
Don’t waste all your replies so fast Maddie. You only get 5 for the first day.
I’m very aware, Sgt.Clutch. Don’t you worry ;)
I am Clutch. Or rather Clutch as he should’ve been. Now I am SGT.Celltech and I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.
Ahhh! The seas, bringing us together once again, if not in jungle combat, then in forum brotherhood. I applaud your new form. Hook me up with some of that powder, I need some Sarge-approved gains.
He’s back
