Sharing with you the truth about Knife.

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When a Grizzly bear comes at you to eat your face. Make sure you stab it once with your butter knife and then TAKE 5 SECONDS OUT TO RELOAD YOUR CROSS BOW or assault rifle and make sure your gun is clean and void of obstruction, and make sure you hold your assault rifle at a position pointing 90 degress at your target while looking down the iron sight…and with a calm and quiet precision, squeeze the trigger until you hear the tried and true click. which means you unloaded your gun into the body of the…OH SHIT TEETH ARE STILL IN MY FACE!!!

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DOES THIS FUCKING MAKE SENSE ILLFONIC? FUX YOUR FIXING GAME!

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#2

Yes adding Bears would be a great way to add trophies… oh wait this is another parrying thread, never mind.

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#3

Predator leaves the room giggling like a little pussycat.

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#4

Cute

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#6

10/10 would read again

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#7

I see what you did there😏

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