So, uhh, if you don’t believe in a soul, would you be willing to sell me yours for $5?
Purely theoretically of course, I’d have to get you to sign in blood to officiate it. The extraction procedure is relatively painless, and I’d finally get my ticket. Even a surgically attached soul is substantially better than not ever having a soul as far as the afterlife goes.
Sigh....
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IL KEEP LIKING YOUR COMMENTS. THIS SHIT AINT NOTHING TO ME MAN.
There was no disproving anything there.
You’re tweaking.
THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME.
Ah darn. I was offering to pay you for your soul. Unfortunately the extraction procedure as of now only works on people who don’t believe they have souls and has only been done for client purposes, but if I successfully refine the process and make it more applicable to the general population I’ll contact you.
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Your real soul is bound to the contract.
@TheSenate il sell you the contract for a catalytic converter.
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I’ve got plenty of money. The problem is to get the soul I have to give something in return, and then do the extraction procedure and implant it into myself. And the procedure currently only works on people with loose attachments to their souls, which is generally people who don’t believe that they exist.
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You’re just mad cause I’m making Milk outa clay.
I’ll see what I can do. And it must be a catalytic converter from a prius or some other high efficiency hybrid.
The trick will be getting all parties to agree for it to be a binding contract.
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The contract doesn’t work like that.
If I get your soul, I have to give you something in return. And even if I did, you believe in souls existing, so your soul is going to be more attached and interwoven, so I cannot remove it with the procedure.
You can’t have my soul, as a previous contract proved that I genuinely do not have one. I can’t sell you something that doesn’t exist in a contract.
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Revenge of the Sith is my favorite Star Wars film and in my opinion the very best of the prequels.
Regardless of the movie, John Williams has always composed amazing music for Star Wars and many other franchises, and he is my favorite music composer.
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What existed before all this shit was a joke compared to what exists now no one will understand if a side by side comparison isnt made, everyone had mellowed out when people saw Aston’s bullshit but the accusations remained
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Maybe, maybe not.
We’ll never know, cause it’s easy to hide all this shit.
You act like it couldn’t exist back then, that’s not true.
I just find it funny cause you guys always got pissed when being accused of hacking, and denied it, then fast forward like 2 years you guys are all for it, and even brag about it.
It’s all just funny.
because we could have done it years ago, but we didn’t, it was never needed
It took us less than a month, nay, less dan a day, to do something to counter this bragging idiot because for him, we actually needed it… “the god of phg”
His shit was the only real challenge we have ever encounter on this game
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ewww
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Good taste in music at least
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Um, so that you wouldn’t be caught and people wouldn’t question your skill level as a player? There’s a difference between using obvious vs non-obvious hacks. Literally in the world of hacking these are referred to as rage vs non-rage. Non-rage is what you use if you wanna look good at the game. Rage is what you use when you give zero fucks and wanna be a troll. Everything you’ve come up with (or should I say Blu or “FF” has come up with) is rage shit because the good stuff that will make you look good at the game is too complicated for you to do because you’re a script-kiddie paster.
Can you do ESP? No, you can’t.
Can you do aimbot? No, you can’t.
Can you do anything serverside like instructing the server that you healed yourself, or that you completed the bombi minigame? No, you can’t.
Literally I could now use my bomb minigame hack to disarm pred’s bombs, and everyone would be none the wiser. They’d just be like “damn, this guy is good”. All I’d need to do is play stupid and wait a few seconds so people weren’t like “wtf?” if I disarmed it as fast as I did in the video to make a point. Same shit Sam and these other guys do when streaming with ESP overlay disabled. Just look around and play stupid like you’re trying to figure out where the pred is or got surprised or some shit. People have been doing that since the old day’s of CS on Steam. The golden rule was you never looked through walls. Just see them out of the corner of your eye and play like a normal player because spectating was there from day 1, so people are watching you. It was the OG “stream”. This is also why color-coded 2D radar’s like I have in the video are helpful. Everything is an overlay and won’t show in stream if disabled. Aimbot you can adjust the smoothing level to set how quickly the crosshair will move from current position to target position. It can be literally anything from an instant snap, to slow as hell. Obviously the preferred is somewhere in between that looks natural and like an actual human, but “good” player could do it.
Keep spinning.
Again, because you’ve been non-raging until you needed to rage to try and counter me.
Nah, you’ve always been a cheater but never made it obvious until now because you had no choice in your vain attempt to 1-up me, which failed.
How convenient. You suddenly became done when you knew you had nothing more in your script-kiddie arsenal to counter my REAL hacks. So you had to back out like a little pussyy bitch. You guys tried calling me a pussyy for being a few minutes late to showing up for the challenges you gave me, and guess what? I indeed showed up. And I gave you TWO matches of just standing there letting you test your shit. And now suddenly “nah you know what, fuck this”, you can’t show up for the one match where I’m going to prove a point to you? Nobody here can deny this, and everyone sees it for what it is. You’re a pussyy just like you and your boyfriends tried to call me. It goes both ways.
The point you were trying to make is that I bought my hacks and “don’t even know shit about core game mechanics”. If I don’t know shit, then how did I come up with new hacks like telling the server someone was killed or that the bomb minigame was completed in less than 1 day? “Because you paid someone” hahahhaha ok, convenient. I guess that means you paid someone for the shit you just came up with too, right? I mean it’s pretty bias to assume 1 way and not the other just for the sake of bias.
TLDR your point has been debunked, and you know it, which is why you pussied out from going into the match with me. Backing out was your only desperate attempt to save face because you know damn well I’m a real hacker and you’re not, and you would have been teabagged and proven to be an idiot. You claimed you can hack serverside. Show us Godmode then. Show us completing the bomb minigame without actually completing it. Show us something actually useful that can be used to cheat without anyone knowing instead of stupid rage shit that just makes people insta-drop out of the match against you because they know you’re a cheater.
And please don’t give weak ass excuses like “I OnLy HaVeN’T DoNe GoDmOdE bECaUse WhY WouLd I? I HaVe InfIniTe SyRinGes.” You know damn well inf syringes can be overcome easily, as they take time to heal. Literally if a pred caught you offguard you could be downed before syringes could even benefit you. And Fantasma and Sturl are living prooof of 2 potatos that use your CE table for infinite gear yet still get constantly killed by so-called “top-level but not cheating” pred players. So please stfu with your weak ass excuse.
You can’t show us because you know you can’t do it, even after I literally told you how lol. You’re just too stupid to implement it. You’ve probably been working overtime scratching your little ape head desperately trying to get it to work. “Fuck man, Aston got me on this 1. FUCK, oh well, it was good to feel like the king for a day at least. But that mf’er took his crown back REAL quick.”
Can’t wait to catch you in a match and insta-delete you.
And yet you needed to bow down just as fast because I came back with something you knew you could never counter. “ok fine, I’ll be there after 5” … 1 hour later and much sweat perspirated by Jelou … “nah you know what? Fuck this, I don’t have to” hahahahahahahha
I gave you TWO rounds of just standing there letting you test your shit, and you’re scared to give even one where you don’t even need to stand there. You can come try to kill me. You’re a pussyy, and a fabricator that made up bullshit claims like that you were a mathematician and computer scientist (LOL) and everyone here is intelligent enough to see it for what it is.
Jfc are you still typing
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