Smells like a cover-up, The players have a right to know!

It’s like Dante’s Hell down here. Smoke, fire, bugs , broken matchmaking and oppressive heat. As sony and disney fiends once again transform the gaming industry into a slaughterhouse!

Who the hell’s in charge down here? Illfonic ? Uh-uh! They’re outmanned, outgunned, and incompetent! Mr. Brungardt , on vacation at your home in Lake Tahoe: Get off your butt, get down here, and declare martial law!

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Took me a second to realize what this was. Then I got a pretty good laugh out of it. lol.

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Yes, the word is out; the predator IP is up for grabs. The spoils of our once fine gaming experience is going to the ruthless who can spread the most carnage and grab money out of our pockets.

Our latest update on the scoreboard; assorted trash shaders and one good mask . One of the best in our IP . Who’s next you say? Where’s chuck ? He’s not even in the office!

I will continue, with our report 🤨

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I’m loving it

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Theres nothing to love in the downfall of our beloved ip

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And the news never exaggerates for a ratings bump
😁🤣🤣
Keep up the good work Tony

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The downfall has already happened with the latest movie

A right to now? 😃

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Hey , fuck you , man . Autocorrect 🙄

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Why was LA in that movie a war zone? I get it was a hot summer but by the looks of everything you’d expect that everyone would have a bulletproof vest and a kilo of cocaine.

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😄

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PR is my specialty.

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outnumbered out-planned!

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It would be a shame if you ended up on the “scoreboard”.

Ever been to LA? Accurate from what I hear lol

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I appreciate this post sir

Tony P needs to revive this thread

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Why Mr. Pope?