Speculation Nation - Come all thee conspiratards and let's have a chat shall we

#1

So I was watching Echo Raptor’s recent video where he beams MadeInHeavenx86 into the next solar system with the Hammerhead, and as I am screaming into the screen about the bullshit I am seeing (the Hammerhead is basically a laser now since the recoil nonsense) I casually started (stupid autocorrect) talking to the wall and it hit me! (The reason, not the wall. Shut it!)

So here is my theory; Behind the scenes, Disney is pushing for the license to the game and illfonic don’t wanna let it go. And so, knowing they have neither the money or the intelligence to beat the mouse in a legal battle they are DELIBERATELY shafting this game and it’s playerbase in order to do so much damage to the game that it’ll be worthless to ole Mickey. Not even a chick could make it more lame and heavily tilted in FTs favour at this point.

It makes sense, and is a level of spite and pettiness somebody like me can not only imagine but aspire to. GGs illfonic, GGs. BUT, I see you now and I know your game!! And now everyone knows what’s up! It’s over!

And what a day it shall be when that illfonic logo is gone completely and we get the Devs we deserve. Who’ll not only fix this bullshit, but actually give the consumer what they paid for. We didn’t buy this game to run around with a bloody knife killing Predators, the whole point was to be able to play as Predator and (screw you autocorrect) live the dream.

And dream we shall, for you cannot crush ours! NO MATTER HOW BADLY YOU SKEW THE GAME TO GIVE FT THE ADVANTAGE!!

So guys, thank me later and all of that good stuff. I accept PayPal, Visa, Mastercard and platitudes of great wit!! Now that I have enlightened you all with the truth, let’s MAKE YAUTJA GREAT AGAIN (My MYGAs!!)

GGs.

#2

In case you were wondering where the inspiration came from, I present thee with the extremely skilled FT player echo-raptor (hope you don’t mind me sharing the vid guys but it is an excellent example of what I am trying to show/tell folks around here!);

I would feel the same. Look at how the Hammerhead basically acts like a laser. Look at how much damage the Predator is taking in a very short period of time. Like, I’d quit out too. This shit has gone on for too fucking long now that even OG Vets are having enough of it.

The recoil changes need to be removed, period. And there seriously needs to be some genuine attempts at rebalancing the current Fireteam advantage across all parameters. And where the hell is that second KOK You announced it in June, dropped Oni in August which made us all believe the focus was back on PHG and then other than the buggy chain whip being free Nov 11 it seems we are back to the silent treatment. I have Stockholm Syndrome on top of all my other superpowers now, thx!

#3

And just to be ahead of the curve here, I have just archived EVERY single post I have made since I joined all the way back in 2020 (and I advise you all to do the same). When Disney take over, they’ll come for the forum too and then you all know what that will mean. Whatever happens, despite this nightmare we have endured, I want you all to know it’s been an amazing 5yrs. I’ve met some of the coolest gamer friends purely because of this game, and I am genuinely grateful for all you have shared and all of the laughter you have made me almost die trying to hold back!! You know who you are x

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And screw Badlands. WTF Disney, you had one job. Instead, you recycled your other movies and smashed them together, slapped a PREDATOR label on it and thought you’d get away with this Neverending Story/Kylo Ren bullshit. FOH.

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#4

I lost my mask and used all my heals because fuckass with the hammerhead is aimbotting (im joking. Mostly). I would have won if one of them wasn’t fucky with the knife and I had more balls to engage with less than 15% health and no second wind. Whatever ggs. Also three Supports is overkill. He’s lucky I even tried anytime I see multiple Dutches, Dantes or Supports I’m out during infil. That’s why I plasma spammed in the initial engagement, i had to take advantage of the Stalker spec to inflict as much damage as possible in the best way I could as fast as I could. Fucking 60% damage resistance is bullshit.

#5

I just read an entire thesis on echo-raptor, written in ChatGPT. 🤣

Good read tho. 😊👌

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#6

A little birdy told me that a certain somebody likes to use Macro/Zen shit when they play which would explain the super accuracy with the sniper. Not gonna say who told me, but they are another OG vet from Day 1 and I trust what they say. So, with that in mind, GGs.

@DEEZKNUGHTZ Bruh, you played with me yesterday and had to endure me in chat. You know ain’t no CrapGPT over here lol

#7

Nah, I enjoy chatting with you in our parties. Carry on, bruv.

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#8

Hey!! Back off!! I’m in love with Melon Queen, she the only one allowed to get smoochie with me!! (and DerangedXeno, I love you Xeno…but don’t tell him that or he’ll try to lure me on his life-raft for some sexy sexy time and I ain’t like that, no way!)

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