Standing ovation?

Theres no prerequisites to fuck an alien.
Except consent.

So no need to check for STDs or compatibility issues?

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Aliens don’t deserve consent. You just go. Small fuzzy Tribble-looking thing? Pick up and pump away. Toss when done.

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JOIN THE HAND NATION!

Ew

What if the alien is twice your size?

Trust me; if you’re either a furry or that sex-depraved, you’ll use anything. Anything.

More fun for you.

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What if the alien is a hand?

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…oh come on. You know that’s an instant win.

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@MassImpact124 would agree

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(scratches head)

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The alien hand can scratch you head for you. So many utilities.

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@TheSenate

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One of the most baddass songs ever. Fucking somewhere between a japanese mashup with a song from 30stm’s debut album.

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Doctor, turn off my Painis inhibitors!

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“nothing human matters cuz space big”

How do you feel about physicists establishing an eternalist model of spacetime & the implications of the passage of time as an illusion?

How would you feel about existing in the past and forevermore, subjectively repeating every event of in your life for eternity after you die?

what does the possibility of never colonizing mars do for your life then you HUMANITY ANNIHILATIONIST?

even if we are a collective conciousness passing through time and everything matters because everything happens after we die you are still a furry

Also if anybody says “Nothing matters” you are morally obligated to rob their house.

The soul freeloaders need to stop complaining about things that don’t matter and go do something that doesn’t matter ree

Eating up RAM space

Click to 0:32 and you’ll see how this fits into the topic of the moment…

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Exactly what do you want here Fin?
Like if you’re just trolling, fair play carry on.
But if you have a point, just say it directly without mocking.