Stories by the...pig fire

#1

Tell us a funny story as either FT or Pred! Technology can only do so much lol

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#2

I like BBQ pork.

#3

Alien lore stories are good and all, but have you heard of La Llorona?

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#4

Nupe ヘ（。□°）ヘ

#5

Ok, so did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

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#6

pork chops, pork loin, boiled pig feet. Pork ribs. Pork tripe, Pork Chops.

#7

Pretty sure palps didn’t say “ok, so” before telling the story

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#8

Eh, had to bridge it into the post somehow, and I didn’t feel like writing, Oh I’ve good a good story for by the fire, Ok so…

I can write the tragedy memory lol

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#9

DEWIT

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#10

pork rinds

#11

There once was a man by the name of Stan. Stan owned a van in which he concocted each devilish plan. With each devilish plan, he stole from one women and one man.

But when he got caught and tried to bail, the police showed up and put him in jail. Stan felt so sad he started to cry, all of hopes and dreams had gone bye-bye

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#16

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not, it’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a dark lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise that he could even influence the midiclorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful that the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, and his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

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