Super Mario must Fuck you!

#1

Take my money now!

#2

honestly never thought this day would come

but everything has to have its movie

#3

What a piece of garbage. All CGI, no practical effects. Looks fake as fuck… “Muh practical effects”…

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#4

This isn’t the Sonic movie lel.

Videogame movies in videogame format like god intended. See: Into The Spiderverse vs Tom Holland

Nintendo must be holding them at gunpoint for them to go from Secret Life of Pets to this though.

#5

I don’t believe in gods

#6

does Mario is gay?

#7

Is Chris Pratt trying to do an Italian accent? He’s failing and even if he was doing a thick one I’m not sure if it would be a good idea…

#8

I don’t believe in gods too. I only believe in the one true God, the trinity of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.

#9

Nope he’s generic guy insert like Pikachu in that pokemon movie where they just give them a normal voice.

Bowser will carry this tbh

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#10

Unless you don’t know how to count, that’s 3 gods right there

#11

Flightless bird my ass that penguin was fly as fuck

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#12

The only count I know is Dracula

Idk man I’m bored and want to get into an argument with people. So, for starters, SFUCK YOU!

#13

I think everyone but chris Is giving it their all in the movie as he seems like he isn’t putting any energy into this performance and if he continues to use this accent idk if anyone would like it as it’s very uncanny to hear mario talk without the Italian accent.

#14

Danny Devito should’ve voiced Mario.

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