That sound you hear outside your house

#1

It’s me and @Durbs2001 and possibly @TheSenate or @TheAlmightyJim spinning up a minigun to blow up your secret store of condoms and explosives

“You are being rescued. Please do not resist.”

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#2

Thought it was the sound of cheeks clapping

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#3

Sorry, I already clapped some cheeks earlier

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#5

cringe

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#6

Who needs a minigun?

#7

I do, you anus master

#9

@Fire, you’ve been canned. I expect you to have your shit outta your office by morning.

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#11

Ill go ahead and tag @Fire cuz everyone else is and its funny to see him triggered

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#12

Why thank you

#13

Fak you bloody bitch

#14

Can i eat him instead,sir? I have a tendancy to cannibalize unwanted friends. I’ll start with an arm.

#15

Hah you want me in your mouth

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#16

Yes like so.

#17

That sound I hear are cats having sex…
That or a bunny being killed

#18

In my experiecne with cats, that’s not nessecarily mutually exclusive.

#19

Female cats are raped more than us humans… you dont see them bitching about it

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#20

Well that’s… something.

#21

Anything that has sex with multiple partners and does not give a fuck is a sex partner… wait… let me think about what Im about to say…

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…
It…
She should be…
I meen…
Fuck…

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#22

Having sex and not giving a fuck is quite difficult XD

#23

not for women… most of them just lay there and do NOTHING…
I like girls who get into it and wont stop.
You think your done but she’s still going… makes your eyes role back in your head and everything goes black… Give me that girl please!!!

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