THE ART OF IMPERSONATION

[YautjaSymbiote]

I’ve discovered how to make people say things they didn’t say

Watch

[YautjaSymbiote]

@YautjaSymbiote

Ur mom is getting pounded by the toilet seat

Replace the quoted sentence/words with your own shit and tadaaaa

[TheAlmightyJim]

@YautjaSymbiote

I love eating dick, also you can change what people say

Good for you buddy, but how are you just finding out about this now?

[YautjaSymbiote]

@TheAlmightyJim

I’m a pedophile who strokes my own cokk all night watching kid president

Unfortunately I’m stupid

[Durbs2001]

The art of impregnation

[MassImpact124]

@Durbs2001

I eat my own sperm

Like a good jellyfish

[YautjaSymbiote]

This made me laugh out loud lmao

[MassImpact124]

@YautjaSymbiote

I like poking myself

Why you gotta do that?

[YautjaSymbiote]

@MassImpact124

My wig is made out of dried sem3n with food coloring in it

HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TheAlmightyJim]

@YautjaSymbiote

Women will actively seek to end their own lives upon being in my proximity for more than 3 seconds

Is that so?