Few days ago, before the “update” dropped, I was just doing some regular matches, wanting to prepare for the upcoming update that will no doubt please everyone yet again thanks to the efforts by the hard working folks at Illfonic themselves. HOWEVER, I had no idea I was in the presence of the CHAMP…nay…the GOD of the forums himself.
Ohhhhhhhhhh boy let me tell ya, my knees buckled, my blood ran cold, and I felt the content in my bowls start to be disturbed something nasty, but I looked over the wee lil team I had before me and I KNEW I had to be strong for them. So I smacked them out of it, tell em to hold their heads high as its not everyday we get to fight a god and we marched on to what amounted to be a suicide mission.
Brotha, let me tell ya, this was one hell of a fight…
From doing the mission, coddling the wee potatoes, and fighting the GODCHAMP himself, it was on!
Dodging plasma bolts that sounded like lighting thrown from the god of thunder himself, arrows nicking my ass a few times, traps laid out to snag my wee leg fresh from reliving myself, parrying sharpened wristblades that can skin a cat, oh boy it really was on…
But ultimately…you dropped the ball, the king tripped over his crown, the title belt dropped from your waist, the balls were too massive and heavy to move quickly enough you see? Caught you slippin in the open, healing in the white sand under the full moonlight, and had to lay it on you, ya see? Took a few seconds to deactivate the bomb…
Wanted to congratulate you, thank you on giving this mere mortal the CHANCE of a lifetime to go toe to toe with ya, but sadly…you left.
Shameful but none the less, your body makes for a fine meal for my muscle bulking diet. Glow in the dark protein shake and lean green steak done RARE, 100% home grown from Yautja Prime. Strong enough to take on Samhain to an arm wrestling contest with only a PINKIE!!! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!
Thank you for the good fight Champ!
