THE CIVIL WAHR

War! @Sgt.CellTech is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Car Lord, @Cozzar20. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish paragraph leader, @AstonDB9, has swept into the Meme capital and kidnapped Chancellor @TheAlmightyJim, leader of the Galactic Forum Shitmasters.
As the Anti-Samhain/truthful taxation Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Shit knights, @YautjaSymbiote and @TheSenate lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor…

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Cozzar wins- Low Diff!!!

Apparently I have a body double, I guess. And a job in politics. Man, the shit that happens when I’m drunk…

I noticed I’m not tagged. I’m important here too, dammit.

No you’re not, know your place.

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My place is here, with all of you, my loving family.

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That’s not what I said. I said you’re not important, you’re just a whore, and whores aren’t important.

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I’m trying to go to whore rehab. I want to turn my life around and provide for my sons.

Whorehab

At moments like this I’m ashamed to have hab in my name.

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MeeM

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