Know how George is from the jungle? Well, the man with the yellow hat was a poacher and forcefully captured George from his habitat and forced him into enslavement to be a pet. So technically, George is a kidnapping victim and TMWTYH is a wanted criminal.
Boom there ya go
Ive never watched the show. Isn’t George able to leave at any point if he would want to?
Yeah , in north carolina you see pet chimps going a walk to the shops all the time as they please.
They might be on to something here , abusers make the victims dependent so they feel they cant leave
From the images and gifs of George, is affect seems normal and appropriate to the situations and he never seems to have symptoms of overdose, withdrawal or CAGE. I’m not sure he’s the same as those that you describe
What? I didn’t say he had the monkey dependent on crack.
Maybe just bananas and such.
Unless you are referring to the woman who had her face eaten by a chimp after she regularly fed it pills and wine? I dont blame the chimp , you aren’t meant to drink when taking xanax
Yeah, i go all out on my assumptions.
At least it’s better than the zoo or the circus then.
Maybe the other monkey had banana withdrawal so it went monkey sheet on its owner.
Some say banana withdrawal, I say totally out of its fucking mind .
The thing was higher than Jesus on a space shuttle
Tell that to Michael Jacksons chimp bubbles
George is on a very deep sedative to keep him from King Konging
How much damage could he do really?
A lot…
Pffft , throwing something off a shelf or flushing his money down the toilet? Get real
You have no idea do you lol
Exception to the rule
Oh I do , I have worked with animals
This is George we’re talking about tho
Is there a history of criminal behavior or is he a danger to himself or others?
All three
Give examples
Well
He steals people’s belongings, like chef s’s food and doesn’t pay for it
He constantly harasses hundly
He trespasses into restricted areas
He threatened scientists to put him into space on a rocket or be assaulted
He tries to forcefully raise ducklings
He leads snow monkey rebellions against Japanese people
