2026 will be the best year in this games EPIC history. Ive grown tired of your constant BICKERING and COMPLAINING. So tired…So many have fallen. So many fooled by the iniquity of the world around them. Few have stood steadfast but only one has remained as your CHAMPION. Many have married, been divorced and DIED since the conception of this “GAME”. One man has remained RESOLUTE in not leaving his MOTHERS BASEMENT to seek FOLLY in the outside world. One man has become so hooked on PIZZA DELIVERY that he has become MORBIDLY OBESE in service of this game. THAT MAN IS ME. Going forward id like to be given SUPREME POWER over this game. Unlike Illfonic I have dedicated my life to this game. Many fireteams I face are vanquished in a minute or so. It is truly AMAZING what I’ve accomplished. I hope this year i will continue to hone my SKILLS with the AXE and you will all be able to bask in MY GLORY. FOREVER #GETSOME
The "game" going forward. Game in quotations as for some of us it is more than that
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I’ve played you. You have yet to grow. Dealt 5k damage on you, not taking over bots. You played hard, nearly died twice. I put you into 2nd wind alone once. If I reloaded the sniper instead of the pistol, you would have been dead. You were good, but there is always room to grow.
SILENCE!!
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boy you must be fun at parties…
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our last match i was playing on my phone like a beast, but then when deez and i loaded in and played you, your presence caused me to play as if i were in a vegetative state
we simply cannot hope to compete
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I also remember you t-bagging the month old fireteam member who did that to you. You have a long ways to grow.
That’s just insane level of difficulty.