Rigged.
The Great Forum Cook Off
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YOU SUCKED MY SPAGHETTI?!
DEGENERATE
With his fox-girl helmet on
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Thatās is not what anyone said.
SHUT UP AND COOK BETTER.
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ILL FUCKIN COOK YOU, MODER BISH
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Way ahead of you on that one.
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YOU NO FK ME I FK YOU
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loves watching his boys fight
So much furr
I know, itās like aā¦cat fight š¤Ŗ
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NO YU, FAKR
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Olive Garden ass pasta. Doesnāt matter how good of a sauce you make if you donāt treat it right. Next time, I want you to have the sauce in a large skillet able to handle the full amount of sauce and pasta in it at the same time. Cook your pasta with just enough water, as little excess as possible. Heat your sauce in your skillet, add your just barely shy of al dente pasta to your sauce skillet (reserve some pasta water), toss it a few times, add a little bit of olive oil or butter, toss it some more, add a little of the reserved pasta water turn the heat on high, the starchy pasta water will emulsify with the fat and sauce, making the sauce creamier and will finish off the pasta to the perfect al dente. Turn the heat off, then add your cheese and herbs and toss it a few more times.
Report back on how the pasta taste, texture and creaminess is compared to that plate.
You can tell itās amateur hour pasta when itās the Olive Garden un-sauced pasta plate with a ladle of sauce in the middle.
Wait till this man find out thereās more than one way to plate a pasta dish. Gonna have a brain aneurysm.
You probably couldnāt even cook a good cacio e pepe.
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hmhmheh pepe
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Hahaha senate said a funny word
Now the feds are coming for me, Madisyn.
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Thatās very unfortunate to hear. Just tell them that you are the senate and they should listen.
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Hm. That should work. If they donāt listen, itās treason then.
Oh thereās 4 of them walking into my office right now. Iāll be back on later, going to have a word with these robe wearing feds.
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Alrighty, best of luck to you. Watch out for for the bald dude with the purple vibrator, I heard heās a hard ass. If they try to give you any trouble or disfigurement, Iām sure your secretary will come and assist you promptly.
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Fucking rigged. Iām never making food for you people again.
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