The Lusty Argonian Maid
Volume 2
By:
Crassius Curio
ACT VII, SCENE II, CONTINUED
Lifts-Her-Tail
My goodness, that’s quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?
Crantius Colto
This loaf isn’t ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
Lifts-Her-Tail
If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
Crantius Colto
Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You wish me to kneed the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto
Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto
Don’t fret, my delicate flower. I’ll satisfy the mistress’s cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail
Very well, but I’m afraid my oven isn’t hot enough. It could take hours!
Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time
