Thank you, thank you.
Hail Sithis.
The lusty Argonian maid
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What did Bethesda mean by this?
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I’m not sure I even want to know what I just read 🥴
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Dont visit that forum long time
I see someone copy and paste weird chapter from book from Skyrim
Thats something
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Lol welcome back.
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That everyone in tamiriel or whatever it’s called wants to bone an argonian lol.
Dont lie you know you love it.
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Hi
I see you cant wait for manga about lusty argonian maid written by Bethesda
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Lmao
I could see that being funny as hell.
It’s even more horrifying watching it a frame per second
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All of you are about to get a 30 day ban. That’s a total lockdown of your connection except when streaming James Cameron movies. Nobody should be without those. They are a fundamental human right.
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The Terminator on repeat?
SIGN ME UP!!
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You know what’s really funny, or sad or both? The fact that every female non-human race in that series has boobs and not one person raised a fuss about it, yet here, before this game released, a group of fun-killers had to whine about Predaboobs and boob armor. Opportunistic whiners are the worst. I say, celebrate Argonian and Yautja boobs!.. ahem, excuse me, “bewbs.”
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Idk its crazy how people wanna focus on that.
It annoys me cause a dude bring buff and having six pack?
Characters fine no one cares.
But a girl is nice thick and stacked?
You’ve just violated the law.
Now Pay with your blood!
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This. And I love He-man. But its true.
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Welp now seeing He-Man I’ve lost all self confidence and now am in a crisis.
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Because the Argonians were designed as weapons of war by an invasive eldrich species of tree lol. Mer dominated the land. The Hist copied the body structure of what they had observed to be the most efficient killing machines on Nirn: the mer. Mer women had breasts, so the Hist copied what they observed.
'Tis called lore.
Infants drink from the trees.
Reptiles don’t sweat or have sebaceous glands so it makes you sound like a coomer when you lazily throw boobs on things that aren’t even mammals without explaination. It’s like putting boobs on a dragon, and if i’m remembering right Elder Scrolls has no female dragons as there are a finite amount of dragons in the universe. You can portray things as female without use of boobs, see: Mass Effect.
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So boobs make effective killers?
Good distractions I guess xD.
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I just compare it to Sauron/Morgoth designing the orcs.
Saves time and effort not having to invent whole new structures, but modify something that already exists and works in order to make the creature that they wanted. Not reinventing the wheel.
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Khajiit also have bewbs. The rest of them have bewbs too. The point is that raising a stink about bewbs is silly. Bewbs are great. I only played the first mass effect. Meh.