Pretty fucking hoking dokey…
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Man can they not get Troy Baker doing anything better in the game? The guys face is everywhere as a villain but really shouldn’t be.
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The main character looks like an ass with fake ass mutton chops and wolverine hair amongst all variants of the cosmetics
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the story with Omega Red doesn’t even touch how he got ressurected (his goddamn first appearance!). He just appeared and you’re dealt with an hour long button mash fight with him
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Wolverines gameplay is pretty much the 2009 game where every enemy is cut and pasted from Cyberpunk.
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the games environments are as boring as an Uncharted sequel…oh wait. Naughtdog…your assets are being reused.
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Jean Grey’s model looks like the girl from Remedys Control, how completely unappealling…just a girl with floppy red hair in a jacket. Its got no sax. Its a based on a comic book for FFS, make shit sexy!
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It seems like they are going for the tone and vibes to mix in well with the Miles Morales game (oh its not just a name of an espanic guy-whose actually just a queer black boy, he’s actually a spiderman! Which for the life of me I can’t seem to recall how he got his useless cut and paste powers even though i’ve played through half of his boring ass game. Lets just not get that confused!)…and Playstations universe of Spiderman. FFS…its doomed.
I hope this game just falls off the face of the planet. People complaining that there are a shit ton of uncharted type of cinematic interactions that makes you “mash the buttons” or die kind of vibes.
One wonders how long the gameplay actually took to develop compared to the long drawn out, wolverine drama-cake (sugar-coated and unhealthy) that they recorded through mocap.
My guess is, The Wolverine movies made a shit ton of profits through share holders and Hugh jackmans lawyers were begging for some of it to be shovelled into games. We don’t need a Wolverine game, we never did.

