The Player Observation Thread

AnonymousVoorhees is a vet/OG. And a good guy. Welcome to the forums, try not to take anything tooooooo seriously as you’ll noticed prolonged exposure to this game/forum has warped many of the OGs sanity.

Thank you, have a nice day.

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Cheers brother🤝

He did clarify that he was talking about someone else in the replies after that post though as you can see here when I asked who he meant:

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I’ve been here since July 2021. That would explain some things…

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no you werent’!

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Gay

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SAX!

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I ran into the original Light unit last night and finally got him to rage on the mic like the old days…I’ll try to upload it here in the future

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Oh yeah, he’s another delicate creature. If any y’all heard of JFiesta, he’s been map glitching and ragebaiting in all my recent pred matches, since I’ve been claiming his shit on the regular. And, I’m always up for calling him out, in future public match lobbies.

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I fucking hate bots who use map exploits. If anyone on my team pulls that shit, I’ll screenshot it and send to the Predator lol with tips on how to flush the rat out. I’m still amazed that they haven’t been fixed after all of this time despite it saying in one of the recent patch notes that they had addressed them…and Sydney Sweeney is waiting for me in my bed as we speak, in that fine as fuck black lingerie and stockings she wore in the model shoot, and my new Audi R8 is being delivered tomorrow too so I can coast to my new job as illfonic CEO pmsl

I’m surprised you could afford an Audi on an illfonic salary

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I’m surprised he thinks that dude in his bed is Sydney Sweeney

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I can’t, I stole it!!

Wait? What??? All I heard was Sid…Sweeney…what are you…oh, fuck!! You mean that wasn’t her finger in my butthole?? It wasn’t a finger at all?? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Mallory-10K has a Public Service Announcement 🗣


I’m just an average Joe in the jungle ffs. 😂
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@Synja

I’m assuming that was a disconnect, fix your internet!

Thought i was gunna get a good match :(

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One of the guys left the team and it backed us all out. There will be plenty later, I’m sure.

BALLS

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Would’ve been nice to play you with a premade team.

Stop being toxic in gamechat brother, you antagonises these innocent people into raging so you get soundbites for your channel!! I’m onto you sunshine!! lol

MEAT BALLS even!! oh wait, I see who that is a reply to… then you want the EXTRA SWEATY TESTICLE SPECIAL my friend. It takes BALLS to a whole new level!