@DEEZKNUGHTZ, @LowMercyWolf, me and gusto (just for his attitude) against @DISK or @YautjaSymbiote again.
I needed some other hunters.
The Player Observation Thread
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Me and deez just hopped off but should be on later.
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What are you on about? I didnāt say anything in this match.
āThe Player Observation Threadā
What is this David Attenborough nonsense anyway?
"Here, in the jungles of South America we have come to observe the wild, untamed Fireteam! These freshly born Bots have somehow gotten hold of the Dutch DLC and the night time is filled with echoes of āGET TO THA CHOPPA!! STAY TOGETHER FIYAHTTEAM!!āā¦
As they fumble around on their new legs, a solitary Yautja is cloaked in the trees. Unknown to this savage, proud beast is that even cloaked the Yautja looks like a Snowman and is visible to allā¦ It watches in confusion, 4 Dutches taking bullets to the head but oowering through and swinging their busted knives in psychotic gleeā¦
The Yautja leapsā¦and begins to swing their wristbladesā¦ The Dutch players seize the opportunity and they all stab the poor Yautja, it falls to the floor and arms itās bombā¦ It laughs, but only for a short moment before the wiley Dutch players disarm the bomb and begin their ritualistic t-bagging and medkit throwingā¦
And so we leave the Fireteam, glorious and maniacal. Come back next week for more Davids Dutch Worldwide Tour, when we go to Headquarters and discover the worst fear for all Aspergers sufferers"
I didnāt know my name was in the draft lottery, like Hunger Games. Lucky me. Iām a potato with a PS5 controller.
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Iām down for it, when I eventually get on again
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Heās lying! Heās trying to lull the new players into a false sense of security so he can get easy wins and flex like he a badman n ting! I see you bruva!! Stop it, muppet! DuelSense is the GOAT!
But Edge is where it is at, extra paddles on the back for insta-parry and whatever you fancyā¦and itās a legit 1st Party piece of hardware so isnāt cheating. Aināt my fault youāre all broke lmao
Yeah until you get the hang of it again. But youāre a hunter. You put pressure on them too. Thatās whatās needed in a match with them. You still get a lot of damage.
Iām down
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You forgot to add Syndrome brother. Itās okay, it happens.
(Ignore me today, I had a lush Xmas dinner with my oldies and terrorised the locals. Venison & Steak pie with seasonal veg, Guinness and some cute barmaids!! What a day!! And my old man dumped a chunk of money into my bank, so the Milky Bars are on me tonight!!)
@DEEZKNUGHTZ sir please try not to quit out on me again despite the loss, I would very much like you to see my victory pose.
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The flex is the goal!! Heās a bot, did you violate him horribly or were you on the same squad and he was bullying the new players for cheesy clips?? Never shows the whole match, which is Suss as fuk and I nominate Unc to be yeeted out of the airlock.
GGs Mads!! Atta girl!!
If you must know, Iām always queued up with potato randoms. Itās three and out within a minute and Iām always left last man standing. To be fair, Iāve lost interest.
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Because all of the Fried Chicken players are queuing up with me, I am training them! Theyāre gonna violate you brother!! I teach them some very simple guidelines, and we wreck it!!
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If you see UNC_DEEZ troll him back to Prime or Zeus HQ!! And donāt listen or bite when he baits you! Heās a snitch and is trying to get evidence for Sony!
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If you see Sonia, she likes to abuse Slam/HHC and will accuse you of the most heinous war crimes if you beat her. So avoid being baited. If you see the two of them together, blow up barrels next to them and t-bag their downed bodies!!
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Go to the Forum and create a topic āVENN7eance is the GOAT, JIMHARAMBE is relegated!ā and flex your dominant command of the english vernacular!!
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If Mass or Mads are talking to you, assume character and enjoy the lulz!
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Welcome to the Jungle by Guns n Roses is always peak music to play while slapping bots around the map!
Maybe if you werenāt such a salty coward, you would be queued with me! Then we could reign supreme!! Now silence! Respect your Elders bruva!!
BLASPHEMY!! GET ERE YOU RAT!! LET ME WASH THAT DISGUSTING LANGUAGE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!
Come, send FR!! Let me reignite your passion brother and we can rule the galazy (I spelt it like that four fucking times so itās staying ffs) as Father and Son!!
I donāt want to hear any more of that weak ass talk. Be a man! Be a Yautja! Be a legend, just like me!!
passes chewing tobacco
Which way Yankee man!??
LOL
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Iām glad you unfriended me, so I donāt have to carry you either.
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wait what did i miss??
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Are you STILL crying over that? Man up you sausage!! Or Iāll tell your wifey about your beta-bot behaviour and steal her for myself!!
I have witnesses bruv!! The whole internet saw you crawling around on the floor for most of the match!! Show me your evidence or shut that yap!
@klumzyk420 ^^^ He brought Sonia into Partychat and squad, and the little cuhnt started bad mouthing my Russian friends and making all kinds of accusations before he said, and I quote āHow do you think I know all of this? I hack too!ā and that was it. Backed out, blocked the mupper and unfriended NUTZ. As you can see, he is still super salty about the whole matter lmao
ok the hell did i miss lol you 2 are not cool no more?
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