The Player Observation Thread

I loathe Reddit with all my being. I am a Super Lurker, watching everyone chat their shit and never saying a word lmao And I am not stupid enough to use my VENN7eance accounts on their, so they will never suspect a thing!! laughs menacingly

But yeah, just another day in Neckbeard Heaven lmao

OMG!!! laughs so hard urine floods his pants

COCKWOMBLE!!! LUV IT!!! lmao I need to add that to the lexicon!! GGs Disk!! And if people start crying about me calling them a cockwomble, then you know who to blame!!

OI!! SYNJA YOU FUCKIN COCKWOMBLE!!!

The British have fantastic insults

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When you live on a small island, you learn to use mental martial arts and linguistic weaponry very quickly lol Ask the French!! They learned real fucking quick how we throw down lol Flickin the V’s like it was confetti!! OI!! FROGGY!! LEAVE THOSE HORSES ALONE! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE THEM AND RIDE THEM INTO BATTLE!! NOT FUCKIN EAT THEM!! And they wonder why the Nazis were able to just walk in and take over. They didn’t give Uncle Sam a beautiful shiny statue for no reason lmmfao

I was the grandchild of an mad Irish soldier, a beautiful mystic woman who birthed the child who would give rise to me…when you have all of that shit coursing though your veins, it’s like winning the lottery! Tourettes Buff activated matey!! lmao

Sadly, the Brits treated the Irish like shit for centuries and I had to grow up with IRA bombings everywhere. We survived. Kids these day think internet words are scary, they don’t know what real fear and anxiety is…

But I think we’re all friends again, so the world needs to watch it’s step because we do love our warfare. And we are very good at it in all aspects!!
(Ignore that moron on the throne though, he’s a bot and a traitor to God. He’s going to find out real quick how much God despises the blasphemer and the betrayer!!)

Sorry, went off on a tangent there. I do love our history.

Yeah it was kind of a rapage match. In his defense he was and usually is the strongest on his team in these situations. I would love to find him, Hex and his boy Synja in the wild and really test myself.

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Im sorry ill try and kill you guys slower. I don’t particularly target specific individuals unless they are clearly the main threat, im more of an opportunist, if i see player i go after player. Rare occasions will i single someone out, usually a dutch, dante or field medic because they will cause me the most problems.

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God i hate this game.

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^^^pay attention people. Listen, learn. And pray you don’t end up on Madisyn’s naughty list because you’ll get violated in the most spectacular way!!

But we love you sweetheart! Never forget! You and Mass are the glue keeping this whole shitshow together!!

That’s not even the point. Prolonging their inevitable demise, doesn’t change the fact they’re too incompetent to impose a challenge, much less do a mission.

Your arrogance will be your undoing young Skidwalker!! Never underestimate your enemy, you must first toy with your food to really savour the delicacies and intricacies of the feast!!

K

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Nah I just ragequit because I was a fucktard and ran into a building of knifers and thought I could pull off a miracle with no mask and no second wind.

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L M N O P

Q R S T U V

W X Y R U A BOT! BRUVA!!

It’s the thought that counts sweetheart!! And sometimes, those Hail Mary’s fucking work and it’s a great feeling as you laugh at the fucking bots who squandered their Willy Wonka ticket!!

i love watching all the redditors throw hackusations everywhere and when called out, pitch even more of a hissy fit

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I just spent like 15mins browsing through the threads there and its a nightmare.

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NAH YOU JUST BAD!!!

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Indeed she is!! She is a very bad girly!! But, I have seen her decimate the most hardened of enemies with mere words, and even I know getting into her bad books is a quick path to humilation and death!!

You would be wise to tread carefully, hell hath no fury like Madisyns scorn!!

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HAHAHA XD!!!

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