bro thinks hes mr steal your girl
The Player Observation Thread
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I love DEEZNUGHTZ, heās just feeling like a rejected girly is all!! Heās just not used to my Irish humour, heās only been in the UK a year and even though he hasnāt been stabbed by crackheads and religious Zealots yet, I donāt think he likes it here.
And I donāt blame him, fuck the UK!! I want to go to US, play 2nd Ammendment Game, get beautiful 50cal like @Kalypsio and take out blue haired weirdos!!
Oh, that dudes a GOAT! And my inspiration! Thatās a level of cuntery I aspire to reach daily!! I am merely a disciple of Mr.StealYoBitch!!
No youāve actually done me a favour by leaving because unstable people like you are unreliable.
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I have been Summoned!!!
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all this over a game btw
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You compliment me, and wonder why I love you so muchā¦ How does your wifey deal with your hot n cold bullshit!! Let me speak to her, put her on the Batphone NOW!!
Now theyāre all fucked!!
I have performed the super secret rituals, fried the chicken to the Colonels standards and even Hollywood is on the line!
I told these people, you do NOT want Kalypio and James Cameron to returnā¦but they laughed at your good namesā¦
ā¦and now they shall witness the full destructive power of this fully functional chocolate Death Star!!
See what I mean though?? lmao
Bro thinks I am unstable because I wonāt bully new players?? Iāll hold back if theyāre HUNTERS and clearly struggling to understand the game but these bots think itās a good idea to ruin new players experiences and then when they leave and queue times are cack again theyāll be on here complaining.
I donāt care tbh āUnstableā is somewhere on the long list of diagnosis I have, my main one being Aspergers Syndrome. If he canāt handle an autistic idiot like me, maybe he should fuck off and find something more to his delicate sensitivities.
STOP BEING A BOT NUTZ!! Come, come here and give Danny a hug. Youāre just not used to all of this, you fuckers have had the run of this place for too long in my absence but now I am back!! And I have brought sweeties!!
The days of easy wins and bullying new players is over!!
A new era dawns.
And no amount of candy can stop me now!!
Oh no, I can smell it coming, the Pork Chop Express!
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Nah. I was just being overly critical b/c you were asking for it.
@DISK is a good predator, and @YautjaSymbiote might even be a great predator.
Still need more matches to find out for sure.
Somebody say āPork Chopā!! We will lure the lizards out of the trees, camp on the piggies and violate them!! YES!! REVENGE WILL BE SWEET!!
Our boy Kalypsio here is the best God damn chef in this place, Gordon Ramsey is a noob in comparison!!
Now where is that Tomahawk recipe!! And that anti-aircraft rifle!! We have work to do brother!!
Lol. Fuck it, Iāll take it. Among the really good players Iām fairly mediocre. Disk is about all Iām decent with
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āDoes what it says on the tinā
It takes skill and finesse to use that thing properly. And is still one of the best weapons available to Pred mains. Took me ages to get to grips with it, and being on console I canāt do the 180s but Iād like to think that I was pretty nifty with the frisbee.
And if I am on Fireteam and I hear that thing, I am either watching for where it flies back to or I am in between a load of trees trying not to get decapitated by it lol
cheatin mate
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Lolā¦ people suckā¦
I donāt cheat you c0ckwomble
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HES CHEEEAAATIIIING!!
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NO DONāT PUT ME ON YOUTUBE OH NOOOOEEESSS
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WHAT IF ILLFONIC SEES ME AND BANSā¦lmao I canāt even type that with a straight face
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