James Cameron will kill you little Mikey. Watch your back. Gonna send a couple of T1000s to cut you into wafer thin slices and shove that William Shatner mask up your peehole.
The Presidential Debate was funny as shit
Not only did democrats invent slavery (all around the world), they’re hard at work on a giant space station that can blow up planets. Do you think that thing up in the sky is the moon? NOPE!
Also, Trump just single handedly defeated covid. Sure, he had every experimental drug known to man that regular people can’t access or afford. But that’s beside the point. Trump beat covid all by himself. He’s never had help from anyone ever in life. That’s the kind of man-child leadership Merica really needs!
Don’t forget the democrats killed Lincoln and ALL the Kennedy’s
They also fund CERN
Who is trying to create a black hole in a laboratory and bring demons from dimension x to earth
Of course they are! Democrats want to destroy all light in the universe. It’s their party platform. Trump loves the sun. Biggly! Why do you think he’s so freakishly orange? Vote Trump or those science loving Dems and all those blackhole lives matter terrorists will destroy the known universe.
whew. You have reassured me BadBlood is not an idiot today. I was gonna like him regardless but at least now I know it’s satire.
And don’t forget Margaret Sanger who started planned parenthood who wanted to wipe out all black people through sterilization
If I might join in on these right wing conspiracy theories. My favorite (THE TRUTH!) is that all democrats are secretly lizard aliens and they live in an underground world underneath chigago.
PIZZAGATE IS REAL! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Excuse me! I am an idiot!
Close, they’re actually lizard-human hybrids designed by the Clintons
Democrats are responsible for the wildfires in CA too 😂😂
Fact! The Haiti earthquake relief money funded these androids
Parts of the ambassadors bodies from the attack on the benghazi consulate were recycled for this purpose
Also dont forget about the #1 doctor in the world Bill Gates
His many years of medical research and numerous doctorates
Will allow for unimaginable longevity
If only Trump had been in Benghazi. He would have dual wielded mini guns (seen him do it), and saved everyone. Where are those millions of emails Hilary!? Trump knows what you’ve done. He sees you while you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good. So confess!
Democrats created the KKK
And the trail of tears was made possible by the founder of democracy, Andrew Jackson
It’s ok though, the democrats have turned a new leaf. It’s all in the past.
Don’t get me wrong Republicans have shit they have to answer for too but by and large they are the lesser of two evils
And the curruption of the world as a whole puts the odds significantly against us commoners
VP debate wasn’t nearly as funny… they actually had respect for each other… 2/10 terrible to watch, needs more yelling and interrupting
