THE SAVIOR OF PHG! SAY YOUR PEACE!

If you saved this game from an iminant end, say it!!!
TELL US YOUR STORY!!!
WHAT DID YOU DO TO SAVE THIS GAME!!!

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I drove up to Austin to have a luncheon with Kasinilla. I had an avocado on toast and she had a blueberry bagel, buttered but not toasted. A couple of cold brews and some laughs later, I got her to commit to the Night Maps and high ping combo for the next update. The rest was history.
The game has never been better.

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We have you to blame for night maps?

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Yup. Yours truly. She wanted to introduce a “road map” lol.
I said don’t you think night vision goggles would be cool?

Yeah. Kind of like how cats can see in the dark. So could the FT. It’ll be fun

Ok so today I saved phg from being shutdown by taking the sword out of the stone but instead of becoming king it gave illfonic more money so currently in development is about 9 different jungle hunter reskins and just removing the fireteam in general since it doesn’t actually get any updates

I told everyone I could that this game is a cash grab with developers who don’t care for it, I actively shit on it whenever the opportunity rises, I point out they have lied to their consumers.

download

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fake news 🧐

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You also got repeatedly banned for no reason to save us from kass’s reign of terror.

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That I did, and I’d do it again.

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Thank you for showing us the light of this Reyligion!

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You are welcome my child.

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Did you finally fuck her?

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Oh, that was a night to remember. Of course, I’d had a good bit to drink that night. She came out of the bedroom in a little cat costume. Her fangs were sharp, but she knew how to use them. And she was nice and soft down below. No, she was no ordinary beast…

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GG,you Warior…

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Why drive all the way to Austin when you could’ve found plenty of them ugly fat Mexican hoodrats in the west side.

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They didn’t work for Illfonic. If I was going influence the next update, I was going to have to take one for the team and poke Kassi’s whiskers.

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Let’s see, more maps, custom roars on the iconic predators you buy, not just the usual generic crap. More members of the fire team, more modifications for humans, predators from the comics… i think that’s all

No

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Well that’s a lil naive of you lol
Game’s ded, playerbase is potatoes and nerds and there’s only one more pile of shit on illfonic’s roadmap before they cancel the whole fucken thing.

and whats that? and dont say Tank or Tutorial or Tracker. Oddly enough they all start with the letter T.