I got to beat it out first! Saw some hot porn today!
The Shuriken (moved to GD)
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You go out there and beat it out Mass, then let him live
Choose your pfp when you return, we have prepared Christmas editions of them for you.
LONG LIVE THE MACHO MAN
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We’ve done it Senate, is it time to celebrate, or too early?
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Wait and see. After Mass gets done jacking off see if he honors his word, if so THEN ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE AND BOOZE IT UP!!!
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Goddamn it’s been over half an hour. That must be some real quality pornography.
That or his post nut clarity caused him to have a crisis and he’s rethinking his entire life right now
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This can’t happen, Macho must return, it was spoken of. God himself said this day would come, the day Macho rose again and defeated the AI
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Maybe he’s saving it for the return of Macho to be his Christmas gift to the forum and its people
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It’ll be too late, maybe it just wasn’t meant to happen, the stories were wrong
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NI ZHAO HO CHAN
BING CHILLING
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I think he probably fell asleep. I mean to be fair I was tripping on Benadryl and meth to translate the prophecy , I may have forgotten to carry a 1 somewhere so it still might be in line with what the prophecy said.
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Tweeker
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It was for science and the only way! Don’t act like you’re better than me, you were there and was the one who gave me the idea. Mind you I spent 3 days in the ICU afterwards due to the damage the ritual caused my body to endure.
You try doing advanced calculus in your head while being covered in hallucination spider demons and feeling like I need to sprint 3 football field lengths NOW.
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You told me you were going to restock supplies, instead you were tweaking for 48 hours. Who do you think took you to the ICU? I found you in a pool of your own vomit and blood seizing from the hit your head took when you passed out
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It was the stroke from the meth interacting with the Benadryl DPH that caused me to fall so badly.
Look, at least we have a general time frame and not all is lost. We can’t do it again, remember what happened to the area we sacrificed.
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Yeah maybe if you didn’t fall asleep on the job the McKinney incident never would’ve happened, we had to flee the state after that one
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The McKinney incident was required as part of the ritual. I’m the only person to survive it, and that is only because I am already constantly close to death. I saw things and learned things that cannot be unlearned.
Alright, enough fighting, we’ve done what we can for now and it’s up to @MassImpact124 to reclaim the title of Macho Man. To become Randy Savage once more.
We must wait and hold out hope that he rises to the occasion.
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