TO ALL MELONS, HOLY CRUSADERS, AND SITH

[Fire]

Everything that ever happened all at once.

[BadBlood]

Who da fuq is you?!

[Fire]

GASP

YOU FUCKING WHORE YOUVE GONE TOO FAR YOU KNOE DAMN WELL ITS NO MYTH.

Ugh. You’re disgusting.

SABERTOOTH TURTLE IS REAL

[BadBlood]

Nice Photoshop pal

[Fire]

You were THERE.
YOU SAW IT.

this betrayal is too much.

I cant believe you would go so low.

How dare you.

[BadBlood]

I saw no such thing charlatan!

I deny all knowledge

[Fire]

The government denies knowledge now you?

Theres no saving your soul.

You’re not a jar of mayo anymore.

YOURE JUST AN EMPTY JAR CAUSE YOURE ONLY A HOLLOW FUCKING SHELL.

[Durbs2001]

[darthrevan]

@Fire: " I’m a melon, Your jedi tricks don’t work on me, only money."

[Eshtion]

If he is a traitor he must be killed in the name of the lord!!!

[darthrevan]

Execute him as a traitor of the empire.

[Eshtion]

DEUS VULT

BONK

[Fire]

Looks its you and your new friends.

Its like you’re the queen xD.

Bzzt bzzt lil bug xD

[Fire]

Money?
What money?

Also cant be a traitor to any empire that I was never apart of lol

[REYNOSO_FUA11]

That’s his child btw, tell me how in the fuck is that a bat.

[Durbs2001]

Looks like a demon

[Fire]

Holy shit your right.
It’s a larva.

It goes through a metamorphosis in a cocoon and then ends up looking different.

@Eshtion

HAH YOU a bug.

At least you look fuckin cool that way.
Unlike your new form lol

[Fire]

You’re right.

Holy shit that’s the plan.

A demon infiltrates a holy order of crusaders to spy and possibly destroy them from within.

@Eshtion you’re exposed!!!

Lmao

[TheSenate]

Given this new situation I have been granted emergency powers by the Imperial Senate to take charge of the situation.
I love democracy, I love our new Holy Melon Empire.
The powers given to me are not taken lightly, and I shall lay down said powers once this crisis is averted.

[Durbs2001]

How could I not see it