JOIN US THEY SAY , I’m leading the resistance!
To all the melons out there trying to recruit me
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It’d be a lot sweeter if you’d stop resisting
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Melons aren’t sweet
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Well not us no. But in general they are
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The melons accept all even those with no taste.
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James Cameron wrote, directed, produced and starred in the melon dead series. I notice you left out the poster for the infamous 3rd entry in the series. Melon Dead 3: The Return Of The JedKhi
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I was pressed for time , Jim. We all don’t have years to complete our projects
You might have to word that differently, a being such as @James-Cameron exists outside of such feeble concepts as time.
And yet , I won’t 😏👍🏻
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I can make people hate melons just by reminding them of the watermelon festival level on Super Mario Sunshine. Fuck that level.
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🍇🍇🍇
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We can create melon fever by simply reminding everyone of their association with boobs, which are the finest of all the melons.
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That has certainly got me back in that’s for sure. Watermelon festival? What’s that? Never heard about it. Don’t remember talking it.
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Aye yo too much info Cameron, too much info.
You should join us.
And if you don’t, who cares! 🍉
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Fair enough 👍🏻
Haha. Fucking loved that game. Wish they made a second one. Imo best Mario game
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THIS. This is why I’m sad you’re quitting the game 🥺
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