Too Many Potatoe Children in this Game

Brothers! Why are you letting your little squirts play this game?!

I’m getting more and more 5-10 year olds all the time!

Whats wrong with you people!???
They arent even teens! They are the closest thing you can get to babies!!!

Believe me they aren’t teenagers, i know what babies sound like, they are only a two or three flu shots old and you’re letting them get salty to this shit? or are you hooking them up to the mic for funs?

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I’ve played kids in this game younger than my own kids. And fucking destroyed them. Because…lessons.

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suggestion, make mario a FT character
and a bowser pred

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They should be doing fucking math! You know counting apples to come up with total apples? NOT THIS SHIT! GODDAMN IT MAN.
WHen i was a kid, we were doing WORK BOOKS. NOT PLAYING fucking DOOM IMMORTAL!

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!???

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MINDS???

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Better yet, TMNT as Fireteam, Shredder as Predator.

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You were a boring ass kid lmao

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We can thank fortnite for that

Wish there was a way to have children’s lobbies

No shit fire.

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They are PRE SCHOOLERS FOR GOD SAKE!

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Ok FINE.
SORRY YOU ONLY DID MATH AS A KID.
I usually rode my bicycle. Lol

I blame the commies

I rode my bike too but that was my own decision to get away from the math books.

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At this point I don’t care about the kids in the game it’s salty whiny players that just flat out annoy the fuck out of me. Nearly every match today I got people bitching through text or on the mic for literally doing anything.

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You’re playing the wrong peolpe.

As someone who’s housing a tiny Yautja.
I can understand the oof of the situation.

For my little one who is 7.
If they ask to play PHG, then I will let them.
Under the conditions that they stay in Privates.
This is my responsibility.

But,
At least until I think they are ready for Public Matches, and social pressures.
I wont allow them in public matches.
Which is kinda why I like Privates.
It lets me show the tiny one how awesome the yautja is (in there head anyways).


Besides my own mother let me play Conker’s Bad Fur day when I was 8 so.
I refuse to deny the little one a game.
Just when it effects other people around them in a match, thats when I step in.

But again this is my choosing and responsibility.
Idk about all does other out there lol.

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This is some strange social pedagogal shit. I mean when my nephews surprised me with their ability to communicate I was dumb founded. Because the last thing i remember was them as babies.
now they are on missions in COD.

There should be facebook groups for kids so they can set up private matches amongst themselves

They literally ruin the game for us big kids

WTF is this fucked up pedagogal shit?

Men in their 30s are having conversations with 4 year olds! Telling them to get gud all of a sudden!

I didn’t get my update patch today, so I’m going to dog this shit till someone can tell me that we’re fucked.

Contact @James-Cameron for your update patch

Dog this shit?