And the jungle was silent
But quickly it became violent
All that you could hear
Were new players screaming in fear!! YARR!!
Merry Christmas you bots!! Unlike you lot, I live alone so I do!! And so I get to make my own rules, YARR!! So I will be hunting all the victims who got this game as a Christmas gift, and giving them the gift of mercy and friendship!!
Drop by, insult me with your best lyrics and if I don’t see you then have a fucking banging Christmas you schlags!!
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