Twas the night before Christmas

And the jungle was silent
But quickly it became violent
All that you could hear
Were new players screaming in fear!! YARR!!

Merry Christmas you bots!! Unlike you lot, I live alone so I do!! And so I get to make my own rules, YARR!! So I will be hunting all the victims who got this game as a Christmas gift, and giving them the gift of mercy and friendship!!

Drop by, insult me with your best lyrics and if I don’t see you then have a fucking banging Christmas you schlags!!

https://www.youtube.com/live/mTcq3XC3Lr4?si=Fqgip1pet_QEolPF

and me? i’ll be doing the complete opposite

mercy = death in this jungle

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o god please no!

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