Understanding the marketing of PHG

#1

OK, like many applicable software companies,
Announcements of Coming Soons should really be more like:

  1. Referring to those archaic notions that timelines and planned executions were actually a thing and people were really hyped for. Remember the year long plans with monthly executions?

That use to be a thing.

“Save the date!” Remember that term?

Now they say Coming Soon… (usually means that they already announced a date of execution and the coming is well prepared but they skipped the first step).

Even the Ubisofts Division had some 2-3 year planned events.
But I get it , Illfonic doesn’t have stock offerings and the market isn’t funding this venture, only their attempt at selling DLCs at candy store prices.

#2

Don’t be sad man 🥺

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#3

Is Illfonic the next BUlkbarn? Jebuz even Bulkbarn charges more for my nuts.

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#4

Isn’t Bulk Barn good though? You should compare Illfonic with less then something

#5

Like what? Local Lemonade stands? or the creepy Icecream truck man? All of them went online and selling in the cloud. Now illfonic is shaking cuz they have competition.

#6

No something worse because those things are still good

#7

Imagine illfonic with an IPO. Nah, I’m good. 🤭

#8

I think its not that Illfonic has people invested in them, but they have investments in other things. And their moves are pretty much based on whats going on in the market currently.
If the market is slumping we might not hear from them until there is some kind of hot news or that the stock markets are going up. I wouldn’t be surprised if the big ceos there have internal market strategists.