WE ARE BEING WATCHED

So, it appears @Synja has the Devs ear…and they are here, amongst us, listening, watching and taking notes.

Make of this information what you will.

I, as always, will be over here in the corner laughing maniacally and writing Predator Hunting Grounds raps like I used to before this place stole my soul.

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oh shit! no wonder! sounds like you’re high all day long.

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!!MELON SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!!
a bad rap by the OG himself, the GOAT of lyrics, VENN7eance

Don’t call it a comeback
I’ve been here for years
Slappin these hoes puttin’ Yautja in FEAR
Making my bullets rain down like a monsoon (well, until they messed with the recoil anyways)
Listen to the NADE go BOOM!!

OP DAMAGE!! That’s your end son
Why the hell does that Yautja have a man-bun?
With his Downs bone structure I’ma rupture
DA SPINE, DA SPLEEN
Shush! You know what I mean!! Cos I fucked ya!

…and that’s about as much as I can be eff’d to type. WHO WANNA BATTLE THE GOAT!?

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Dear VENN7eance

After careful consideration, we have amended your daily medication and now would request you stick to the following prescription;

10x 2mg Buprenorphine (piss poor pain mamagement strategy, thx for nothing)
5x 10mg Amiltryptiline (enjoy the coma)
30x One badass cigarette, hand rollled by Angels upon their thighs
100x Cups of High Quality Coffee

If you have any suggestions, please add them below.

Sincerely

UK NHS (anybody who looks to the UK as an example of perfect socialised healthcare needs to be taken behind a tree and flogged. Fucking simpletons)

yeah you’re high as a kite.

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High as a Kite?? Meh, rookie numbers my love. Rookie numbers!! I’ve shattered the stratosphere and heading for Yautja Prime to discover why it looks like Temu Tattooine… Somebody save me! Smallville music plays

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Exactly. Now scat!! Before they ban us all!!

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LordFonic please do not press charges on anyone! I’ve said things. I know i said things. i was given zero warnings. well maybe just one. by some drunken rando.

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They’re checking the list
An checkin’ it twice
They’re gonna ban Mass because he ain’t ever nice!!

ILLFONIC are coming to town
The Devs are really coming to town
Santa Clause is coming to town (yes, I meant to spell it like that. Get it!?? Jeeesa…)

That is, if what I am hearing from @Synja is the truth (I’m not saying Synja is lying, I just do not believe a single fucking word the Devs say at this point)