Someone on my block already has Christmas lights on their house. GODDAMNIT ITS ONLY NOVEMBER 10TH.
Well, time to watch the absolute cinematic masterpiece that is Star Wars 1978 Holiday Special and celebrate the fact that I don’t have to go to an extended family gathering this year. That’s the one upside to the pandemic, my extended family can’t meet up to ruin the holiday season through alcoholism and abusiveness.
I need something a little stronger than eggnog.
“If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that show and smash it.”
-George Lucas