What type of Burgers would Illfonic sell

Lol like the color pattys or whatever they were called from sponge bob

Burger so glitched that you start punching instead of eating

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Burger so glitched that when you go to unwrap it you smear it on yourself.

(Disarm bomb mud up glitch)

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Oh god I thought you recovered from the shader madness?

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How could I recover from madness when all I see in life is shaders! Rainbows? Shaders. Puppies? Shaders. Next update? Shaders. All it is, is shaders! Save me from this nightmare :(

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The next update is going to be shaders for shaders. Thought you new this. Lol default shader will now be able to use the raptor pattern. Lol

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4ammno(2)

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Lol.

Now that is quality content I’d kill for!

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And it tastes like a rainbow ash tray 🤯

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Meanwhile Call of Duty is on its fifth update this year. For a free game.

Everyday is like Christmas

Really not gonna watch Grandma’s Boy, especially with Transformers and the new Umbrella Academy on Netflix.

I’ll try to address some points though:

  • My team and I will try to share what we can, when we can.
  • If we’re silent on something, we’re not ignoring it. We document nearly everything and regularly share our findings with the relevant teams. Which is pretty decent, cause we’ve all been WFH for months.
  • We’re a small team, and with the 1.17 hotfix, that’s 12 patches since launch. Not all issues are fixed, but I’d call that on the better side of devs supporting their game.
  • For roadmap specifics, we can’t talk about anything that hasn’t been announced. Thems the rules.

All I can say is that I’m completely not worried about the future of this game. In fact, I’m a hyped about what’s coming.

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Real question is though…are we getting more shaders? Because I can’t live without them.

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Good to know,do you like burgers?
@OldKingHamlet

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:p

Costco just had a sale on wagyu beef, so I just went berserk with burgers: One with grilled veggies (Onion, bell pepper, jalapeno) with pepperjack cheese and garlic aoli. The other was with brie, bacon, and raspberry jam (This one was insanely good).

That said, I don’t think the predator’s hunger for being force fed boar burgers will be on the menu for much longer ;)

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@OldKingHamlet

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you know wagyu is not worth wagyu prices when its ground up fats and lean meat. You can technically call any type of ground beef grass fed…fat is still fat.

…back to the subject matter though…ooohh !!! SNAKES?

Dont tell me he found a vegan alternative!???

Predator…eating bushes.

That is a sign of hope. But hope alone can not suffice in these desperate times. As you may have seen already, predators are dying because of no new shaders. And I won’t stop until I get one!

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We need zig zag shades! For all us macho men …yeah!

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