Lights candles and strips down to tiger striped boxer shorts
Hey babygurl… points to the secsy Forum snipers
Yeah you… Winks and does a little shuffle
Get that cute body of yours over here… moves closer I think I’ve found what I’m searching for…
starts to sing
I’M NEVER EVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!
I’M NEVER EVER GONNA STOP
STOP THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT YOU
GIRLS I JUST CAN’T HUNT WITHOUT YOU!!
snaps fingers Now let me show you kisses your strong, firm sniper rifle Yeah…that’s it baby…
FOREVER AND EVER
I’LL SEE YOU THROUGH IT
pouts lips and girates hips
HERE, RIGHT HERE MY DEAR
I DON’T HAVE TO LOOK NO MORE
falls over, bangs head on coffee table, blacks out
I love you ladies…could one of you call me an ambulance. I’m too old for this shit…
(I swear autocorrect is the ultimate cockblock FFS)