Where the hell is the April Update illfonic?

Legend has it that the mere sight of it can turn a FT member into a pile of watermelon seeds!

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So much salt

It’s as if you rung out my leotard into your mouths after an invigorating jazzercise routine

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Cursed pfp xD

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I don’t wanna come off as defending em but I had read on here somewhere that there are 3 corporations or what ever that have to give illfonic the go ahead with doc release dates and even what content they will add. Example would be Sony making the a few of the dlc themed after ghost of tsushima (samurai pred) then assassins creed (viking pred)
As far as doing dlc that fans would appreciate they did dutch city hunter and idk if I’d count jungle hunter since he was a exclusive if you pre ordered. But ppl have been asking for wolf. Mr black, Danny glover, Royce, a avp pyramid map, city map, etc. But idk if the reason is all on those groups who have to give them the green light and approve dlc ideas or if its illfonic not giving a shit and tryin to cash in or maybe a lil of both. Jus playin devils advocate tryin to be fair about it.

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Wait so whos the third company?

So there is sony and 20 century? Who else?

Bro that would be a good B-day present

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None taken you are correct in saying that but I think after having given the game a year if this update doesnt wow the crowd I’m sure many who were still holding out hope for this game will give up for real this time

I got a big plan to turn this around after patch 3.0 drops, trust if it fails then yeah its on devs…this plan im doing will rely all on devs…

Im also gonna have to not reveal it yet cause it all depends on what 3.0 has to offer compared to the past content and gameplay.

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If I remember right it was 3 but im not sure who the 3rd was. I jus memer them saying they have to get the approval from 3 separate holders. It might be disney even tho 20th century studios is owned by disney. 20thCS is disneys brand that will be given the mature content that they now own after buying out 20th century fox…kinda like how they did with Miramax releasing pulp fiction under miramax.

So maybe its a thing where illfonic has to wait for sony and 20thCS to approve then would have get the ok from their pimp Disney since they are the top of the ladder. I’m not positive about disney being the 3rd but that would be my guess

In Europe, it’s 27.04, not the other way around. šŸ˜‰

Ya well that’s not correct CAUSE MERICA.
lol

XD

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Ma boi, there’s the whole another world outside 'merica!

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My money is on the 27th its always a Tuesday because of Sony’s scheduling I would assume, while it would be great for an on the dot 24th release for the Year but I doubt it TBH, waiting until the last Tuesday also means it wont have to compete with other games’ event periods which usually end at the end of a month. Also it gives illfonic their much loved extra time to drag ass šŸ˜†

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Get your facts right! , my friend . They done dutch , twice .

Isnt that a little silly? If your game is good it shouldn’t matter about other games scheduling

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You’re right my friend.
There’s a world that uses the metric system and puts the month and day numbers backwards, and a world were we go to the moon and have eccentric genius supervillians in training trying to take us to Mars on reusable rockets

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What if I see a cuttlefish?

" a world where we claimed to go to the moon". Sorted it for you mate šŸ‘

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You know the earth is round right? The government being lizard people is Debatable but…it’s round

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What has that got to do with what I said ?