Who am I

You dirty WHORE!

XD I’m not the one, youd get your ass dropped.

Cuttlefish is just durbs sexual fetish.
It has nothing to do with Ultra mega melon.

Bitch I wouldn’t even break a sweat while breaking your bones.

What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
You are angered because you do not understand the ways. Come, my child and learn the truth so that you may ascend as well.
Kuhkowaba is the most easily translated true name of the Ultra Mega Melon that will not destroy the known universe if spoken.
goddamnit fire we’re trying to expand my cult onto here

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YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE ALMIGHTY DURBSY??

You would try. And fail horribly. I’m not the one senate.

And your cult?
Bitch?
You didn’t even know about ultra mega melon until me and rey enlightened your bitch ass.

Fak yu.
I refuse to let you taint ultra mega melon with anything lame. As a melon you’re supposed to roast cringe, not be a part of it.

Tf you mean almighty?
A fish fucker Is far from that.
Its just another version of a furry.

You defending it so much,
Just makes you come across as a furry.
Guess you’re a fish fucker too eh?

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You’re a fish fucker lol.
Gay fish.

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Kanye!!!

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This yu
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actually really could go for some fish sticks rn

Haven’t had any in a while

AH HAH!!!
YOU ADMIT IT!!!

Ohh man I was drunk posting

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Even though I was drunk as hell and rambling i am feeling bad for all the shit I said. I’m nerdy as fuk. But I’m still cooler than everyone on this forum. And I have kicked your asses across the jungles of phg.

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Not a tough guy I literally admitted to being slammed and choked out trying to be Gene Lebell. But at least I try and have never tapped. Escaped every choke. So I have a herniated disc in my neck. 😞 fukn ego

Well spoken

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