Who wants to buy me a PS5?

Hello friends! Champ going through some tough times. My PS4 broke and we all know this game sucks without me playing. Im living in my parents house and I’m worried that if I get a job they’ll make me move out so I have no income for a new console. I also know the economy is rigged by billionaires looking to exploit me for their financial gain. I ain’t gonna open letter bombs while they enjoy bath tubs made of gold. Anyway, Im looking to set up a crowd fund thing if someone can take care of setting that up and getting the money to me thatd be great. I’d prefer a PS5 console. thanks!

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I but you alone play this game phg

just kidding guys. I don’t need cash. just seeing who my REAL friends are

You can have mine

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Im not be friend

@JimHarbaughWQLVE If the prophecy is true, you’re the only person that can beat Aston. The Oracle foretold the rise and fall of Aston the Deceiver. It was said that a Big Papa Pump look a like would end his cruel reign and restore order to the forums. You’re the chosen one. I think it’s time Aston #GETSOME!!!

Let’s get you that PS5 champ

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First time you’ve made sense lmao

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get a job