Why I'm excited for the next update

Free shaders guys let’s gooooo, wooooo! I’m so God damn pumped for August’s DLC. I’m praying to Jebus they add a whole bunch of purple shaders! Wouldn’t that be crazy?!?!

Wait what? You want new maps? New modes? Content that actually changes up the gameplay and isn’t reused? Wtf? Fuck no SHADERS FOR ALL!

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I fucking want so many shaders… give me my fortnite skittles

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Dude quit being so entitled. You should be overjoyed with these. Now. You can be, RED. Yes that’s right. Before you were a predator. But were you a red predator? I think not. Be happy now you can finally live your dream, and be red. You wanted a new game mode? There is a new mode. It’s called Red Predator: Hunting grounds

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I WANT HOT NEON PINK PREDATOR

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Dude you’re so right. I’m so sorry illfonic please forgive me for my sins and allow me to fall to my hands and knees and gawp and fondle at thy ballsacks.

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This post will be the post that makes me feel better about the new game mode not being ready for this months content drop

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And if you want to spice things up! Theres a bugged female hunter skin now with blue body and green face!

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Dude fr. Maybe. Maybe they will forgive you. Like dude the endless hours they put into this DLC, finally allowing us to be different colors. My excitement is palpable. Fondle them good, as they have finally reached godhood.

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Wait for real? I think I just wet my panties…

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Woah dude slow down. Only so many shaders at once these are HARD to make. You are being entitled asking for this, this is a toxic ask. Please refrain

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You say that as if they weren’t going to do that anyway. 👌

indeed😂😂

Is this games DLC… worse than evolves? Lol

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No idea never played it. But I imagine it’s worse than most games lol.

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Pink ft knives… i want to fuck that pred deep. Its how you unlock predator fook me achievement

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But dude now you can be city hunter (soon) just give us more money. Ya know how there is 2 predators you actually want? The ones from the original 2 films? Well yeah one you can’t get unless you pre ordered, and the other you have to buy. Very very neat

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I would gladly pay my life savings of £1 just to get my grubby mittens on that city hunter. Really they should just charge like, £20 for city hunter and make us pay to play each match.

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This is a decent idea. But it wouldn’t be enough money. We could possibly pay per attack we throw whilst using city hunter and perhaps per claim as well

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While we are at it, we could also then make him free later on to blow the shit outa all of us who buy him

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Damn you right. My bad.

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