With a heavy heart.

#1

My dear Melons and Potatoes … Apples and Oranges… Rangers, Reapers… Voodooboyz… and Pc Players.

Today is my last day on the forums! But alas, one and a half years is far too short a time to live and play among such excellent and admirable gamers. I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. I, uh… I have things to do. I’ve put this off far too long. So I regret to announce this is the end! I’m going now. And I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye.
Please beg me to stay

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#2

So u say ur leaving yet ask us to beg u to stay 🤔🤔

#3

It’s sarcasm. Referring to all the goodbye post these past weeks. They never leave.

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#4

This isn’t an airport. There’s no need to announce your departure.

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#5

You will stay, or I will kidnap you and force you

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#6

Some of the guys I played with didn’t even do a goodbye topic on the forums when they quitted, how dare they.

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#7

The hunting grounds internatuinal. Our destinations include insanity cove, glitch central and toxic bay. All purchases are final

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#9

Why not get beat by me before you leave?

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#10

He ain’t got the time it takes for you to learn to git gud

#11

Unless your avatar has a pink llama. Then I stand no chance. I have heard about your prowess and want no part of it. It would be a massacre.

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#12

Yous better slow your role, yous rudey poo candy asses 😂

#13

K

#14

Do a belly flop off the high dive and make sure the water is still for extra big splash

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#15

I don’t believe I mentioned you on the post, Bryan.

You don’t have a team, a squad or friends. You’re just some bum that hangs out here on the forum.

If you were anybody, I think I would’ve saw you on Snakes videos he posted yesterday.

Well, I guess I did mention potato’s.
Is that what brought you out of your little hobbit-hole?

Me mentioning taters?

#16

Shots fired. Lol.

But you’re right, I think he feels limited by the Melon code of honor. Even after leaving i feel like he hasn’t been himself lately. Perhaps he’s becoming a Mayo

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#17

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GOOD I SAY

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#19

You are literally on here constantly belittling, degrading, and harassing someone by their alleged real name at every opportunity. How small are you?

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#20

As small as A HERETIC

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#21

It’s not alleged if it’s true. And I got it, instead of calling him by name, I should call him a racial slur. That’s how he operates, right?

Will that make you feel better?