WITNESS A REAL CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!! EVEN I HAD TO CHECK MY PULSE!!

So…after going through loadsa notification thingies (thank you everyone who DM’d, replied and left abusive comments!! I love you all too!! YARR!!) it is time to buckle up, knuckle down and slap some of you around the jungle!!

It’s Monday, no restrictions so all you HHC boyos can come out to play now and Uncle Danny will not judge you…well, maybe a little…

I wanna see hot ass…wait! BRASS!! I meant BRASS!! Show me what you got girls!!

https://www.youtube.com/live/yu_712nqfoY?si=2e6IVNDZE8xskmYM

And in case I miss you, have you and yours an amazing Christmas (or whatever your God calls it), #GETSOME, #JamesCameronIsWatchingYouAll and I hope your 2026 is your best yet!!

GGs you plebolians!!

I have the juiciest video where a certain somebotty on the Forum ran Scout Duelist and got violated by a Samurai, then left lmmfao!! Uploading now!

ignores nonsense yip yap

Now this was the first match, against a really smart Alpha player. We had a duel to the death, so you know it was me on the floor for that one lmao @Zaxiel has hacked my console, and my Parry isn’t working quite like it should lol

GGs to the German! He’s trying to get us back for that 1945 bizness lmao

Exhibit A

  • I wasn’t paying attention at the beginning so didn’t realise who I was with or up against
  • Saw Samurai class, my heart glows!!
  • Saw team-mates, my stomach stitches with laughter
  • Saw Scout (Duellist), even more laughter but concerned for Samurai boyo
  • Saw Sonia get downed, thanked @James-Cameron
  • Saw Sonia die, and leave! Praised @JimHarbaughWQLVE for his eternal blessings

NGL The Samurai player was cool as fuck! Nice guy and earned the win!! GGs Elf…oh, I might have confused Elf with the previous person because Elf was German lol I meet so many cool people in this game it is hard to keep up with it all.

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Are you the type of creep who gets really obsessive about things and people? Get a pet, get a hobby, get a life.

a sad puppy you are.

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Daddy bought you a puppy for Christmas babygurl!! Your research on Mars has come up trumps so it has!! We are going to be rich!! Rich I say!! Puppies and ponies and all of the bronies!!

However, Daddy is not happy about your OnlyFans sidehustle and is wondering how many laps of the city you have done with that soggy looking kebab!!

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Another example of what can be achieved solo with 3 bots against a skilled Predator. I first met Jim a few days ago, not knowing he was a brother from another Celtic mother!!

And so it was, we shook hands and have each other a knowing look!! Our mouths were still (for a change lol) but those Irish eyes be smiling so they were, and we knew!! “You! Me! Outside sunshine!! Let’s see what you’re about!!”

Aww…she loves me!! pmsl

Watch KingJim live now!!

https://www.youtube.com/live/GxJv6dKEO3U?si=DUzoRhs1K5Yxj1Zj

Only the worthiest of prey need apply! Irish boys don’t fuck around!

Looked like u were gonna get him!! Gg

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It was close!! But I ran out of heals so I just had to go for it! But it was a great match and I loved every second…hopefully my soul reaches Valhalla for that one!!

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James Cameron was indeed present at these deaths. He was pleased. That’s all that matters.

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And you’re all that matters to me Mr.Cameron, maker of great movies, creator of many great things and too many to list!! Ignore these mortal maggots!! They are not worthy of your divine grace!!

Now, get on and let me show you all that I have learned!! YARRR!!!

Even i am humbled by your presence

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Oh…my…God…

Miracles can happen!!

Greatness in the making, I am witnessing!!

tears flow in joy and jubilation

IT REALLY IS CHRISTMAS AND MY PRESENTS ARE THE BESTEST EVER!!!

YARRR!!!

continues to cry on knees as two Gods acknowledge each other

Thank you RNGesus!! Bless you sweet child in your manger!!

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