WOMAN PREDATORS

#1

a not that long time ago in our own galaxy…

i dated a girl (in person) that also played fireteam: cunting grounds

we had a lot of fun cunting around the jungle with our hammerheads and sawzs, shitting on predators…all up until yesterday!

she sent me this voicemail:

“(yautjasymbiote’s real name), blah blah relationship not working out blah blah goodbye”

at first, your friendly neighborhood bush boi was disappointed…but then he went BACK INTO THE JUNGLE! AS THE PREDATOR! TO SHIT UPON THE SEXBOX FIRETEAMS!

and what should i see in my last lobby of the day? my very own now ex-girl playing fireteam. i shat upon her and her teammates and teabagged her lifeless fireteam member’s body, thrusting my yautja ball sack into her oral cavity, laughing maniacally.

and then my phone pinged, and it said i had a text from my ex: YU BITCH!! FAK YU!! except much more vulgar. i cackled and sent a picture of a small hot dog to represent her tiny nonexistent wee wee (no she is not trans, biologically female and identifies as female). the end.

#2

So you dated a trans girl? Nice, man. Proud of you for finally coming out. I knew you could.

For real, though, dating BlackCatCultTTV is not something to be involved in. Count your lucky stars.

#3

no shes biologically female and identifies as a female, i was making a joke

symbiote grammar do be very nice good yes

#4

I find that hard to believe, real women don’t play PHG.

#5

real predators dont self destruct to ai. but anyways yeah she was and still is a woman

#6

That’s why I play as FT now, to avoid such an incident. Last time I played two weeks ago I actually almost had the same thing happen, I would have uninstalled if it did.

You should tell her to come post on the forums.

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#7

i did when we started playing together but she didnt want to join this dumpster fire of a forum, haha

#8

She is a nice lady who isn’t even active in the PHG community anymore so randomly insulting her is dumb. She’s chill as hell.

#9

“Press X To Doubt”

#10

Lol. Settle down, now. Firstly, she’s the only female I remember that has played PHG, so I’m ribbing him by bringing her up. Secondly, she has a history of shitty behavior and drama when she was involved in the community, most notably claiming she was the best player in the game and the only reason the game was popular, particularly on Twitch, was solely because of her. And any time someone tried to actually give her advice or help her get better, her simps would ban them and say she doesn’t need help. And thirdly, she threw a bitch fit about me on one of her streams because one of her narcs told her I was saying shit about her on the forums, which wasn’t true, and when I confronted her on stream about it she had a stuttering fit and nearly had a breakdown. She may be a chill person, and I’m inclined to believe that, sure. But history exists, and as we all know, on the forums, nobody forgets.