WTF is up with Assassins Creed: Mirage?

#1

They really should stop. holy shit balls.

The new one trailer that just came out makes me cringe every second making me skip every 3 seconds of the video, why? because Assassins Creed is moving farther and farther from wtf it has ever been about. every freak AC game ventures on the prospect that you can go back in time because your very present day depends on it (except there is no story for Asbergers Corp- sorry i forget its name). The shit ends up being an open world adventure where you kill thrill everyone in a ‘certain time period’ in a ‘certain country’ tripping out on myths propagated by their time line .

WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE GAMES NECESSARY? Oh

its to elaborate on ancient lore and myths that people used to believe in …and thus…makes this a comprehensive fuck buy…Jebuz fucking chirst. When we could easily be playing something better to help society, UBISOFT makes games for degenerates so we can recall being degenerates in ancient times to show the world how fucked up it was- which gives us some perspective in today’s society?

Not to mention you play a dude or dame who just plain kills a entire city for no reason other than having a weapon? Oh but its ok because they respawn all the time and are NPCs.

I played Valhalla and only get one aspect of the ancient culture, and how they use to trip balls on hallucinagens given by witchcrafters. The entire game is repetitive as fuck, and never do we ever actually realize why the fuck is this virtual reality ever ventured to in the first place (if you even ever remember that there is that sliver of a back story).

Oh but wait, good acting by great actors in a story that makes their character godlike. …hmmmm…who could resist. JOb done well.

I still liked Cyberpunk 2077 as a side note. Nothing wrong with showing dystopian mega corp society in a brutalist architectual visual. I must be wrong but I guess its hours upon hours of great gameplay.

But AC has been for a longg time giving us devine assetts of the geologically correct VR, but really not giving us anything with real societal impact. By real i mean something that is relevant. That said, is AC just a way to exploit the repurpos-able aspect of a game engine? Kind of missing the mark there since nobody really cares to be held in that world. Nobody will want films based on it. but game? well…if they put themselves in that economic position to make games that way well fuck…i guess the only people who will give a damn are those who worked on the game. right? It move people into a slightly degenerate state of “lets kill like an ape”.

So the next game will be situated in Bagdhad. Aren’t people over there freakin in the most hostile position in all third world countries? Now we need to feel what its like to be empowered to kill in that society that is already living in fear these days? That place is like a war zone everyday living in fear with suicide bombers a totalitarian society of bushcraft killers in the name of allah. Like…what do fuck do we need to learn bout this?
Is this a means to draft killers into Baghdad to kill people for leisure? WTF is wrong with UBISOFT? I can’t say this game is going a proper and decent route in making things right in the world.

#2

Because the word Assassin has roots in Arabia.

Did John Wick 3 filter you with the desert sequence Mass?

#3

There was no such desert sequence. and either way, is this making it right? Should all societies fuck up Bagdad for the benefit to eleviate themselves from their own self-destruction? Why don’t modern societies throw the atomic bomb on their alah prone problems and setup solar energy factories there?

Who here thinks we should (as modern societies as the UN) invade and take over their land and show them whose boss and make them slaves to Solar Panel factories? Id say so. They haven’t done anything good for the world other than makes us smell thier BO stink. Oh, and not to mention make silly reproductions of the koran.

#4

???

D7Qc9JGXsAAyw57.jpeg
D7Qc9JGXsAAyw57.jpeg2048×1365 711 KB

1 Like
#5

So it was silly little movie sequence. *cLAP

They haven’t done anything good for the world other than makes us smell thier BO stink. Oh, and not to mention make silly reproductions of the koran.

Lots of sand out there folks. Try not do get sand in between your toes.
They have an abundance of fancy desert lawn chairs though of all shit shapes and sizes.

Why didn’t they bomb them instead of Japan? Would have made some good sense. Would have saved the world from 911. Bunch of fucking Jihad Queers.

Whose going to defend them here? Not me, I went EV long time ago with Tesla, so fuck their little spats of oil.

#6

Mass is based?!?!

2 Likes
#7

something Iraqis will never do or watch. were safe without them watching unless they have satilite Internet from their desert holes. Just wait until they get their hands on this BASED full of flavor!!!

1 Like
#8

Seriously? 😄

#9

Wasn’t it islam that sent those countries into war?

#10

I’d bet yes without looking

#11

For years I’ve been waiting for Assassin’s Creed to be in Japan and a proper China version other than the 2d rubbish version. Both of these were meant to happen during Assassin’s Creed 2 series with that Wog fella

Overall, who gives a shit! Just wished Ubisoft didn’t kill off Desmond Miles

#12

It wasn’t always like that, especially back then hence it was known as the Golden Age of that time, in which the Muslim world became a major intellectual center for science, philosophy, medicine, and education. In Baghdad, they established the “House of Wisdom“, in which all the collective knowledge would be shared by everyone alike who came in to study under their tutelage and offering thier own wisdom as well. Things like the first proto beginnings of the scientific method, the invention of algebra, one of the humble beginnings of modern sociology, economics, historiography, demography, and many other things. It’s an interesting point in that time for that land, you should check it out when you can.

Also, not everyone there is after our throats. We could have just left them alone but the US had to butt their nose into this shit.

1 Like
#13

Thats their favourite pass time , same with everyone really

#14

I find that the most boring aspect of the game is the realworld side of it. It goes nowhere, feels like the Uncharted franchise , but is shoved in a more interesting re-enactment of the ancient world. I don’t see it getting bettter unless they turn the boring subplot into deus ex machina human evolution where you play someone within a world that’s more badass. But none of that is even needed.
There isn’t and there needs to be more AR indications of who we are and why were in the ancient times to begin with. Other than that it is mostly entertaining but terribly marketed.