Yes you, your mother!
Son…what is a skill issue?
Well father, here are some examples: @Guecha_Ikal_Tupad @AstonDB9
I am the best at the game below Archduke @Durbs2001
You little crab-sucking fagg0ts cannot compete
Begone to the timeout corner @MassImpact124!
There’s something on my finger. Have a look!
“YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER! AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!”
God damn it nomad, chill. Fuck dude if this is how you act I’d never sponsor you. So fucking rude.
I would sponsor him
400 bucks and stop the card making business. pleeeze
The best part is that it’s a period accurate roast too.
Hamsters were renowned for reproductive capabilities, so the rest can be inferred about the mother.
And peasants picked elderberries to make cheap wine, meaning his father was both poor and an alcoholic.
I need to watch Monty Python & The Holy Grail again, excellent movie.
Before you can watch Monty Python & The Holy Grail you must answer a question honestly. What is your favorite color?
Take a guess
Yellow. No wait blue! Insert scream
Pffft…lucky guess
