YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT PHG FORUM?

#1

I WANT MONEY! I want to proliferate my seed ! I want pukkyeveryday!~ All kinds of pukky!
and I’ll punch and kick you or shoot you to get what i want…which is to spread my seed. Spread my love bunions. To make children. and to love the children i make even if I fuck you up…

ok rant over.
and i need coupons for discounts…at wendys and shit.

#2

You can have money when you pry it from my cold dead anus

#3

See you tonight lover

#5

Spend like 15 minutes scrounging around a McDonald’s parking lot and collect receipts, then fill out the surveys for the free sausage egg biscuits.
Boom, free food.

I’m sure I’ve said this before but I’m surprised nobody takes advantage of it.