Alien earth

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basically you both are stating that pen|s is the problem with the movies. You both looking at dick too much. maybe you should both grow one, then use them and realize the dick was on both your minds all through the movies.
both of you are chuhuahuas

Check the trailer, put the video speed to the lowest and play the video.

You can see the plant alien crawling on all fours down the wall and that thing looks huge.

It would be interesting to see all those planets they went to hunt aliens and how they managed to capture them.

We do know that people died trying to capture them.

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I need to cut your head open and study your singular brain cell if that’s what you gathered from that conversation.

Ill wait for the episode, but that’s pretty interesting.

The interaction between the species is interesting. The bugs can technically doesn’t the xenos with their acid. I suppose the plans can consume them to in some manner. Xenos are very strong, so I wonder if plant tentacles are strong enough to bond them.

He does get a lot of milage from that cell. Must be new evolutionary varian.

Well, so far, we don’t know much about the plant alien, except it masks itself as a plant and releases pheromones in order to lure it’s prey.

I think in the final trailer, we’ll see it go full on mode.

Well, T. Ocullus being probably the smartest alien there, had no problems going toe to toe with a Xenomorph, despite the size difference.
That shit was funny.

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i have to admit i got a slight kick to the balls when a squid gets the better of an xeno. But i think its pretty trite and should be forgettable. To think that we MUST deal with all these new species with no particular end…is kind of stupid going forward with the Alien franchise that really should be relabled as XENOMORPH ( THE ULTIMATE LEGENDARY)
beacuse thats why you go buy tickets to see in the theaters. Not The Weird and Wacky world of The Nut of Noah Hardley and Oh .,.special guest Xenomorph !!!

Second season: HR GIGERS fucked up world…bring it!
Gigers Estate comes bulldozing through Disneys accounting.

I actually like the fact that Xeno isn’t the only alien speciment out there. Predator and Engineers are also in the same universe so it would be kinda stupid that in the whole universe there’s only three alien species + humans.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFYkJj3dPFs

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who ready fo da seeson finally

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U know i am! and my pinky finger in yo mommas butthole!

Who wouldn’t love a fucking pet alien?

I personally find the idea fucking amazing.

What alien earth is like to most ppl:

shit, i forgot the finale is coming out today. who else is excited for episode 8 of “How To Train Your Xenomorph”?

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Dude, bro you dont like it? The show is the best thing since aliens. The pinacle of brilliant writing, common sense characters, no plot armor, and such amazing ideas of robots talking to xenos, and xenos being friendly guard dogs. Shit is so amazing and anyone who doesnt love this show is really not a fan of alien. Disney is doing a FANTASTIC job with 2 of my favorite IPs after all they didnt ruin star wars they made it better and brang more fans and soon will do the same to these iconic scifi IPs 😏😑

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You’re projecting your expectations of a single writer towards a brand entity to which nobody expected to be branded as such. To think Noah twisted what we understood as a franchise to get funding for an 8 episode journey is speculation. But it has its merits. If they really want to be competitive, then the next outing will have to out do the last season. Whether or not Noah will be scripting it, we don’t know. He has a vision. but we don’t know yet. When its a franchise, the business is whether or not we want the same old same or if we thirst for something more entertaining.
I would say we should thirst for something more. But sometimes they will be just pouring money into AVP and Predator and games to be the better business strategy then so be it.

I used to think a film with HR Gigers monsters would devastate the market and people would scream “blasphemy” “Anti-christ” “Satanist”! I would have kind of wanted to peek at that, but then it would have burn the bridges of the business and then it would de-commercialize Alien.

How they would be able to salvage Giger? Maybe add a subplot twist. A very subtle and subconscious story item and have then not deep dive…but only to give viewers a little taste of the perversion. Maybe a drug induced scene or night mare.

Its only because the franchise had moved into expanding synthetics/hybrid/ cybord robot lore. Their take is still a slow process and I really like how they are exploring each perspective.

Compete with what? Other bad shows with horrible writing? Nomatter how you slice it disney soaking up fox and others has been a complete failure. No way around that as data shows. So if they wanted to compete theyd go about the process differently. Remember how before scripts were all over the place many directors had scripts but execs wouldnt green light them whether for ideas, money, etc. Today seems like “oh you hot a script? Does it fall in between our guidlines of what we want to push? OK heres 200 million$” when back before that kind of money for a movie was rarely given. Yea yea inflation and all the other variables cam play a factor but the point is how do so many bad scripts get greenlit today vs way better scripts getting shot down. Whats the common denominator for today vs yesterday?

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