So I am not typically one for this kind of post targeting a specific individual but after watching and reviewing it as I did so I felt that, considering the OP was closed by said individual, this was worth putting up as an example to any new Predators of how NOT to play. The slam animation cancel skating aside this was largely reminiscent of the stereotypical noobzerker that largely just doesn’t understand the game and rushes in head first into any engagement, combistick in hand, to try to wipe out any given Fireteam upfront but somehow even worse.
1:30 dumbest slam I have ever seen. Firstly your dumbass sat there crouched behind a building for far too long doing nothing like you are stalking your prey even though you have already confirmed visual contact in a position where you have very limitted options for aggression. Then the first chance you got with a stationary target… is not to line up an easy charged shot to prep to two tap him for free… but immediately jump into the middle of them like a bum fucking retard and lose 15-20% of your health for literally no reason even with your bullshit skating. Also your evasive maneuvering leaves a a lot to be desired. You just jumped in every spot that was as open and free of any obstructions as you could so they could keep tabs on you. Incidentally your animation cancel skating cheating is the only reason you made it out of that.
2:50 Wow, surprised you actually hit something with that bow. Well you know what they say, even a broken clock is right twice a day. Also once again leap smash cancel is the only reason you got that kill and survived as well, as was the case with the first one as well. So two normal hits so far and you have lost almost all your health with each one. Brilliant.
4:00 dumbest way to just obviously give away your position. The guy who was crouching at the start to peek around a building then decided to do a ten foot leap towards the edge of a cliff so everyone can see his cloak shimmering against the sun and jungle canopy.
4:30 you got every bullet you deserved for that dumbass play. Literally just jumped right into the middle of them like a classic noobzerker and started meleeing blindly. No evasive maneuvering, no bobbing and weaving among the FT and the bushes and landscape or nothing. Just straight up ran in with a 20 IQ play and derped out.
4:45 Ooooo the stamina regen bug. Anyone else I would offer my condolences but I think this is your just punishment for the slam cancelling you had been pulling which arguably delayed you getting Second Winded there a few seconds more.
6:20 nothing to see there but if you had that combistick you just flashed this entire time… why did you not even bother to use it when you rushed before into the middle of them? I mean you say you have that macro so you can swap weapons but the one time thus far where it might have helped ya some you just dropped the ball on it? Why are you meleeing with claws if you have that?
7:30 You should have lost about half your health with that far too rushed slam of yours but skaters gonna skate. Once again jumping blindly into the midst of them and expecting to get away with it albeit you did for much cheaper than you should have been able to. 50 bucks says your dumbass turns back and just does the same exact shit again expecting a different result. Let’s watch.
8:10 and you missed literally everything with that slam and now somebody owes me 50 bucks. It’s at this point though I have to ask… why the fuck do you have the bow equipped? That’s an honest question because in 8 minutes I have seen you shoot that thing once, maybe twice. What the point of that weapon if you aren’t gonna use it? Just replace it with the fucking net gun dude. At least then rushing into the middle of them you might have a hope and a prayer of doing something beyond making yourself a mild nuisance.
8:50 And you got exactly what you deserved. Slam animation cancel aside that was a very poor line of decision making. It is appears you either got angry and frustrated or panicked because once again you rushed in blindly for a quick claim, not knowing where any of them were and just assumed you could just walk in and kill them and tank the damage and you paid for it once again.
2/10. Some of those slams were fairly decent but you once again relied almost exclusively upon this sole attack for all of your damage. Your bow was largely neglected until the very last moments and your combistick was a wasted item slot entirely. If you had bear traps or motion sensors not once did you use them. You rushed in blindly headlong with reckless abandon and just tried to trade hit for hit against an experienced Fireteam and you ultimately lost for it. And most of your kills should not even have occurred except for the slam cancel and even that wasn’t enough to carry the overwhelming weight of your collective faults and follies.

