There are so fucking may bro
This is one of the most popular, I’m lead to believe XD
Reguardless of whether or not God does indeed exist, the Bible may as well have been written on meth. It makes zero fucking sense, and I’ve read snippets out of about half a dozen other bibles, and it’s all completely nonsensical. The Bible is most certainly not a reliable source of information about God or his will, and even if one of them are, we’ll never fucken know which one it is.
Bruh I LITERALLY dug bullets out of myself. Your whole ‘you can’t read a doctor’s manual without being a doctor’ argument is bullshit, because why would they make a fucken manual in the first place then XD
Many you mean lol 😂 and duh that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you, you can’t understand it 🙄 only if you unlocked your level cap can you…well spiritually I mean
Romans 8:6-7
For the mind set on the flesh is death, but the mind set on the Spirit is life and peace, because the mind set on the flesh is hostile toward God; for it does not subject itself to the law of God, for it is not even able to do so,
Titus 1:15
To the pure, all things are pure; but to those who are defiled and unbelieving, nothing is pure, but both their mind and their conscience are defiled.
Why did you have bullets in you? Do I want to know? And that’s not surgery what did you implant a new heart? Did you get a donor to install a kidney? Ya so my point still makes sense 🙄
YOU CAN LITERALLY UNDERSTAND IT
THAT’S WHAT IT’S FUCKING DESIGNED FOR
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Once again, fucken rigged XD
Define pure.
Depends whether you can accurately identify me. Since you can’t, imma just simply say that Glasgow is a little rough, for me and dumbasses who try to rob a bank I’m standing in.
No fucking shit, Sherlock lol
You realise that doctors do things other than surgery right?
Uhhh yes bruh lol
That’s why they call it a manual, and not a notebook.
Yup, uh-huh.
The bible, reguardless of god’s existence, would have us beleive that we’re all the incestuous offspring of a really dumb guy and his own rib. Anybody who interperets it as fact is a moron, frankly, and there’s no other way to put this.
Not really, they never finished robbing it, if you take my meaning.
Regular people become doctors with practice and training. Doctors are regular people who went for a different career path. I’m fairly confidend that with a quick run-down of how everything works, I could transplant an organ.
No I was writing you can since it looked like you said you can’t? But if that’s so how come you just said you couldn’t understand it?
2-3 Can’t misinterpret the scripture even if you think that’s what it means like I said can’t perform surgery if your not a doctor 🙄
No but I’m intrigued not that you got shot but your survival
Yes if they go to school for it but you can’t just buy one a doc manual from a thrift store and try to perform surgery
Lol if you’re going where I think you’re going with this, you can fuck right off. God didn’t save me, because A) He has no reason to, actually quite the opposite because the sooner i die the less people I can knock some sense into and B), I know for a fact that God didn’t break their necks for me, or stop me from getting hit in the vitals. That was all me. Like I said, it pays to have a degree.
You can literally remove bullets and stitch yourself up with a doctor’s manual and a couple of minute’s practice on a watermelon. My life is a testament to that.
Legit, that’s why they exist. To be interpereted and understood by people with little to no prior knowledge.
His Church consists entirely of people who believe the bible is a reliable source of information lol
Knowing my luck, that won’t be the case. You’re not the first, won’t be the last.
Aight here we go, this is an unmoderated forum of lunatics so i should be safe to say it truthfully:
I’m in a bank, bank gets robbed. Robbers do the usual ‘get down, don’t move or i’ll shoot you’. It’s a small bank, the vault’s not very big. They intimidate the clerk, the clerk opens the vault for them (it’s down the hallway behind the teller’s desks) and two out of the 4 robbers goes with him to collect the goods. There’s maybe 6 other civilians in the bank. I’m not on the ground, but I got my hands up at this point. One of the fucker’s yelling at me, his partner says something to him and I immediately close the distance, grab his gun arm and yank him into a headlock. I break his neck and his friend loses his shit, shoots at me once and misses. I close the distance and stab him with the knife I keep in my pocket. Next thing I know, there’s a gunshot and a bullet grazes my side. The other two fuckers in the vault heard the commotion, one came to see what was going on, and shot me when he saw the scene, once is the bullet graze and once in the gut when I turned around. I managed to twist in a way that kept my vitals outta the bullet’s path. I grab the 2nd guy’s gun and shoot the 3rd guy, then go into the vault and stab the 4th. I use the little medkit I keep in my jacket to bandage the gunshot wounds, and then leave promptly. Upon returning home, I grabbed a scalpel and tweezers (a friend of mine works at a hospital, and provides me with things like bandages, disinfectant etc) and, with the help of a first aid manual, get the 2nd bullet out of me and stitch myself up. This was about 2 months ago, and it healed quite well.
If everybody knew the bible off by heart and nobody in your little cult had to be taught it, why the fuck would they bother writing it down, nevermind mass producing it in more variants than there are elements on the periodic table?
Corresponds to what, exactly? Perchance, would it be a steaming pile of bullshit?
He can keep fucking reaching, hopefully someday I’ll cut his arm off.
Less than a week’s worth of ‘training’, no martial arts. I went to the park with a policeman friend of mine who had rubber bullets in a gun, and I practiced twisting to avoid shots as best I could every other day for a month. It freaks people the fuck out when they shoot but can’t kill you.
Lol cult? You do know using the vocabulary in a negative context already shows how ignorant you are 🙄 also the mass production part was by a splinter group trying to interpret their own message of God to the people for their own profit, we call them Protestants, because they protest against the truth
You are because really swearing? What are you 12? I thought I was talking to a intelligent person with a degree, guess not 🙄 😂
Impossible, God is omnipotent, omniscient omnipresent, I thought you are smart and knew that, guess your degree is just “Bullshit” as you call it 😂
Then it was stupid for you to risk your life just to look like a glory seeking hog for the presses 🙄 😂
So, pretty much Diet American Public School?
I mean, I had to deal with either a bomb or shooter threat/actually making good on the threat every 2-3 years or so during schooling.
I carried break apart scissors that I had effectively sharpened so that my scissors could just detach into 2 daggers. Almost shanked the principal once with those when he went door to door saying the drill was over. It was not announced it was a drill, and we all thought it was real.
No lol
Protestants just weren’t as dicky as you guys.
I’ll take your lack of tangible answer to mean that you don’t have one. Also, in my experience, it’s generally the 12-yr-olds who are the touchy ones about swearing, not the adults.
Not if you believe the Bible. As I believe I’ve stated before, if he had need of rest after his one week of work, he’s not omnipotent. Vastly powerful, but not omnipotent. Reguardless, you’re taking me literally again when I use a figure of speech: By ‘cut off God’s arm’, I mean either kill or convert enough christians so he ‘tells’ his remaining ones to stay the fuck away from me.
XDDDDDDDDD
Of course a ‘refined’ person such as yourself will not know this, but violence is fucking fun lol
Killing bank robbers is just a great way of having fun without getting persecuted by law enforcement services too harshly. Fuck fame, it’s way overrated lol
Ah, to be young again…
I may not have been schooled in America, but lemme tell ya it’s even more vital in Glasgow that you learn how to stabb without being stabbed lol
