Hey, been on a massive BENDER. Been raiding my parents fridge for BOOZE and really been too WASTED to play the game lately. Their liquor cabinet is a joke full of OLD WOMAN BOOZE like PEACH SCHNAPPS. Anyway, I drank all that shit and now I’m sober till they restock it since I’m broke. CHAMP is back
Sgt CELL TECH got me back on the JUICE #GETSOME!!
GETTING WASTED
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ohh i remember you. You’re that crackhead who got into an argument with that guy whose profile pic was mario with laser eyes and a gun.
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FUCK YOU GET OFF MY FORUMS
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It’s my forum now bitch. That’s what happens when you’re too unskilled to type while drunk XD
I will avenge mario
I’ll OUT DRINK you any day SON #GETSOME
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No you won’t.
Jim go to rehab you lost fair and square, and a deal is a deal. In fact, you actually wagered to delete your account and go to rehabilitation. I’ll only hold you to rehab since I think you could once again be champ some day, just put in the grind to get yourself clean.
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No REHAB for me. I ain’t a QUITTER. Im YOUR CHAMPION #DEALWITHIT
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You ain’t shit right now man. If you ain’t a quitter, stop quitting the dream of earning your title back. Get back on your feet & clean. Take the title as you once did through grit and determination.
By the council’s decision I crowned the best forum couple Esh and Fin the champs. So you may, as you do eloquently put, #dealwithit.
meaningless. The people choose the CHAMPION and they chose ME. they don’t DESERVE me but I’m a CHARITABLE man. #GETSOME
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The council gave and took your title. You challenged the will, and were put in your place.
The forums do not deserve a drunk addict, they deserve the champ you once were.
Tbh nobody even remembers you. I didn’t remeber you till you showed up on this thread, and i’ve been stalking the internet randos on this forum for like 3 years now.
Well there’s debilitated drunks, rage drunks, and ‘funny’ drunks. I’m the last one.
It’s a tragedy really. It used to be a great thing to see the former champ in his prime champ state. Now it’s just pitiful to see how far he’s fallen.
tell that to the squad of CHINESE MOTHERFUCKERS I just WAXED in under a minute. I’m sure they haven’t FORGOTTEN me! #GETSOME
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Winning games doesn’t make you a winner, trying your hardest and having fun makes you a winner. He’s the champ and no one can take his participation trophy away! Don’t let them get you down champ, go chug some more peach schnapps and claim the skulls of the haters #GETSOME
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Was he ever a champ? he always just seemed like a prime example of what happens when you fuck around too much with nature.
Yep that about sums it up XD
Well he wagered his account and going to rehab, so he knew what he was doing.
The man has to drink peach schnapps to get drunk? Damn that’s just fucking sad. Like I said, now it’s just pitiful to see him.
When exactly did he wager his account?