what the fuck is going on over here
Just Suggestions part 2 electric boogaloo
@Fire has the horny and a fetish for me in a catmaid suit, and is attempting to blame it on me.
I find this dark sexual obsession disturbing, so I am filing for a restraining order from Fire.
You just cant let go of sick fetish of wanting to get railed while wearing a cat girl outfit huh?
It is A SICKNESS.
And congrats.
You’re on record as a delusional sexual deviant now.
@TheAlmightyJim seeing as you are a qualified therapist, why don’t you educate Fire on a little thing called projection.
What? Hol up lemme read this lil kerfuffle between yous two…
That’s what I’m trying to figure out lol
@TheSenate, @Fire, here is my Drunken Diagnosis™: You’re both hate-fucking each other consensually, and each of you are trying to save face on the forum by arguing about it. It’s like how batman and the joker are secretly lovers and that’s why they never killed each other. Fire, stop beating your meat to FemSenate. Senate, stop enjoying it. There we go, all solved lol
(Bullshit aside, I’d just like to reiterate that although I’m most certainly qualified, I can’t generally get a good read on people’s emotions/thoughts across the internet, so take what I say with a grain of salt)
They won’t find your body.
Whoops, too late :/
I can’t help myself, it’s my own sick addiction :(
Why must everyone on this goddamn forum want to either 1. Pound me in the ass, or 2. Help #1 be acheived.
I literally chose goddamn Palpatine as my forum account. You all want to do this to fucking Palpatine.
Lmfao
Yep, that’s what happens when your saggy old ass zaps Luke’s father in the Death Star. I may not have emotions, but that scene hurt my soul :’(
So yeah as a consequence, get ass-pounded you electric prune XD
My man, that is not a ‘no’…
Cause I dont wanna fuck Senate.
The ‘no’ would have been in response to my accusations of you and senate fucking lol
I’ve been saying I dont wanna fuck SENATE for the longest.
Why do I need to say it again?
Not if I fuck you first!
(Note: By this I mean I will DM @MaadieTheBaadie half an hour before you get to my location, and then take a trip to Canada while you two horny bastards uhhhh… ‘sort it out’ between youselves)
Lmao I want a big booty bitch dammit.
No guys.
We all joke, but we know if it came down to it, FemSenate and @Fire, Fire is 100% the bottom.
Bitch please.
I ain’t no catcher.
Not what @MaadieTheBaadie told me.
Also asked me to send you this for em, they’re a little preoccupied right now:
I generally stay out of what you two do on the weekends, but Mads did pay extra for me to deliver this message.